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You should probably keep an eye on me. JM. mindofthefirstorder

Only if you promise to be interesting.-SH

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I saw you answered some asks I got so excited! I thought the blog was abandoned and now I'm happy! :)

//ooc: Nope, just been away. March-April was a horrid couple months for my family and then life just got incredibly busy. I'd like to come back, I'm hoping LA will prove motivating. I'm going to remodel the blog when I get out there and have the time. Clean it up a bit (mostly just want a new theme and all).

I'll be back, darling, just you wait.

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//Just want to let you know that I hope all is well with you! We haven't heard from you much, but we still love you! (And I definitely spent the past week reading through your entire blog from the beginning).

//ooc: Thank you, darling. Don't worry, I'm not dead. Just been on a hiatus.

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I miss you so much, darling. I know you're busy and I hope your life is taking you in wonderful places, but are you ever going to come back to us?

//ooc: I've actually been in the process of moving to LA the past month and it's been hectic. I leave the 27th but I'd like to get back to this blog once I'm settled in my new home

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The game is

...something?-SH

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Although I doubt you intelligence and your speed and accuracy doesn't impress me what are your theory's on how Moriarty could have survived if he is alive which I also doubt.

This entire 'ask' is repelling. If you can find a way to use your keyboard properly, do return.-SH

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Does Watson have any habits he's not aware of?

He can be provoked into carrying on a conversation in his sleep.-SH

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I like to have the last word. It's usually the more valuable one anyway. -SH

People seem to think that we haven't been in contact. Oh how wrong they are! If only they knew of the games we've played.

Or how many messages you’ve left on my phone. Ever the impatient one.-SH

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Charming. -SH

Is there anything exciting coming along in the future Dear Jack?

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People seem to think that we haven't been in contact. Oh how wrong they are! If only they knew of the games we've played.

Or how many messages you've left on my phone. Ever the impatient one.-SH

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How do you identify a pilot by his left thumb?

Isn't it obvious?-SH

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lovelyhudderpudder reblogged your post anonymous asked:I was just wonder... and added:

hey anon: fanartists don’t owe you anything fanartists don’t owe you anything FANARTISTS DON’T OWE YOU...

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Sherlock. I think I speak for all your furniture when I say we have never been so mistreated in our lives. You abandon us for TWO YEARS with Mrs. Hudson, who doesn't even bother to clean, and then when you come back you STILL have the audacity to stand on us, spill tea on us, and just treat us like dirt. We think it's time you put yourself in OUR shoes and stepped up as an owner. Or else.

So I'm to believe my furniture has not only become sentient but taken the time to set up a blog? Not even if I were on the most tremulous of highs.-SH

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You never did give me my phone back. -IA

It's been stripped of all data, what possible use could you have for it?-SH

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Appendix I suppose, not exactly vital.

Am I allowed to keep the organ for experimentation? I could spare a few others.

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Go to IKEA. Burn the curtains. Problem solved.

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I'm sure it's within acceptable standards.