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Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

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IT’S OCTOBER👻👻👻

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i am fascinated by the idea of samurai!deadpool and oldman!logan being from the same universe

cowboys and samurais saw their ends at the same point in history, just on different ends of the world

i imagine the two of them finding each other as cowboys and samurais dwindle down to non-existent numbers, together being the basis of legends and ghost stories alike, and finding love in one another being the last of their own kind. the things they went through together, as dying breeds of a time when your survival depended on what was holstered to your hip and the person standing next to you…

and that hundreds of years later, separated for whatever reason by both time and multiverse, old man!logan is sitting patiently for wade to come home, knowing that the immortal samurai-turned-ronin that he met centuries ago would one day appear to him again in the mist that surrounds their cabin in the woods

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ryan, writing poolverine fanfic on his laptop: and then their lips clashed, teeth clashing in a hot, sadomasochistic way that would have the saw doll jizz itself in anticipation as moans filled the falling apart car-

hugh, beta-reading ryan's poolverine fanfic with the document on live update: wolverine would use more tongue

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What do you MEAN Wade didn’t get to fuck Cable Colossus OR Logan

Give that man some dick, he’s dying of thirst

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I mean… canonically we’ve only seen Wade call Blind Al by Althea when he’s being super serious. The time when she unknowingly talked him into trying to unalive himself and the time where he introduced Logan. Like.. if that’s not a meet the mom moment idk what is

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About the car scene in Deadpool and Wolverine (spoilers)

Can we all agree, that during their massive fight in the car--

--that these two has at least stopped fighting once to have wild, angry sex with each other.

The way to screen moves down to the car plate, the way they're making sounds that can be interpreted as either fucking or fighting as the car is shaking, the way the time transitions from day to night, then BACK to day--

The way earlier in the film, a bartender comments that he can't tell if the two of them are going to fuck or fight==

The way that by the end of the scene Wolverine had somehow managed to tire out Deadpool enough and have him willingly strapped down with the seatbelts.

That they were sleeping so soundly-- passed out from sheer exhaustion that X-23 is able to get in the car, drive them back to her base-- and neither of these superhumans were awakened by it.

Pure. Poetic. Cinema.

Anyway yeah, don't take this post seriously. But it is a scene that can be left up for interpretation, and I choose to interpret that Logan absolutely fucked the lights out of Deadpool, who volunteered to bottom.

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I have so much respect for Ryan R Reynolds for playing the long game. For YEARS he pitched scripts, dropped references, made phone calls, begged, PLEADED with studios to make his gay ass ship sail, despite one of the characters being played by an actor who LITERALLY RETIRED. And yet he never gave up. He kept going for so long that he eventually PULLED THAT ACTOR OUT OF RETIREMENT to do it. They slipped past censors with an r rating and LOADS of subtext to create what is possibly the gayest superhero movie of all time. And Ryan finally got to live out his homoerotic dreams to see his deadpoolxwolverine5everrrr ship become as close to canon as physically possible AND also flirt with Hugh Jackman for an entire project. It’s the most inspiring story of 2024. Never give up on ur dreams <3 especially if they’re gay as hell

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I will never shut the fuck up about the fact that on a multiverse-scale, no one had faith in Wade and Logan. Yet, in spite of everything, they had faith in each other.

Paradox didn't believe Wade was worth saving or anyone special. He was only doing it because his superiors told him Wade was special, but he didn't really believe in it. Logan The Worst Wolverine Howlett spoke for himself. He damned all the other mutants, he was no hero or anyone good for anything, really.

Hell, they didn't even have faith in themselves. Wade didn't think he'd be the one to save his universe, that's why he travelled the multiverse in hopes of finding a Wolverine who could. Logan, with all the shit he did, didn't believe that he could save Wade's universe either, but he tried because he thought Wade could convince the TVA to save his universe.

But you notice who Wade believed that Logan could save his universe and how Logan believed that Wade could save his? Yeah.

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Thinking about how Wade got his powers from Logan and, now that they're roomies, that Wade might let it slip out one day.

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They're arguing in the kitchen over something stupid. Logan is slowly getting more aggressive with chopping the onions while Wade is up on the counter top, kicking his feet while waiting for whatever is in the oven to be ready.

"You know you should really get less mad at me, peanut. If you're nice to me, you're nice to yourself!"

"I'm not Catholic, so don't try to guilt me like one, and don't you dare play any bullshit pranks on me today or I'll give you two additional assholes."

"Well, that's more holes to stuff me with, so I don't see a problem with that." And before Logan can go claws out and make good on his promise, Wade uses one of his many signature moves: the 'Talk Real Fast and Confuse Them Before They Can Hurt You' special.

"WHOA THERE THINK OF THE BABY!" He screams while grabbing a ladle to jam between the claws and up against Logan's knuckles, keeping him a distance away. "I got a little bit of you inside me! Also, Jesus, we're not making pasta tonight, so I don't want any blood over the food. I won't be able to pass it off as red sauce to Al."

"She's blind."

"But she can taste color."

He groans, and instead of responding to the latter joke, he focuses back on the first. "What's this horseshit about a baby?" He sighs as the timer goes off, and he sheathes his claws to put oven mits on and take the veggies out of the oven.

"I'm just saying some doctors injected me with your DNA!! Not unlike good ol' artifical insemination -- except into my blood stream! Sooooooo, instead of a baby, I got healing factor. Ergo," he said as he booped Logan's nose on a the last word, "if you're nice to me, you're nice to you."

And what Wade thinks is funny banter, quickly turns into a sobering conversation as Logan puts the tray on the counter, not saying a word. Before hissing out -- "...What?"

You can see behind his eyes so many gears turning in his head, and he's not looking at Wade in disgust, confusion, or pity. He's looking at him in guilt, which is not what Wade wanted or expected.

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So yeah it's all teehee chuckle fucks until Logan kinda has a melt down about learning that the freaks who experimented on him used his DNA to hurt others too. That's the hurt, and the comfort is Wade just thanking Logan over and over again that he saved his life. He's physically alive because of him, and he feels alive because of him and the stupid domestic life they've made together.

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Wade Wilson wears those fugly jeans that Chappell Roan sings about. Send tweet.

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Wade and Logan are about to be the Problem Pair™️ to both their allies and their enemies alike?????

Picture it, nerds. Deadpool: weirdo who talks to someone you can't see, Special Forces training, dual adamantium katanas, dual guns, punch daggers, extra knives extra blades extra guns and yet the actual arsenal is how the motherfucker never shuts up.

And actual Wolverine: shadowing him like a guard dog. Except Deadpool doesn't necessarily need it? He'll gloat about it from morning, long after the sun comes down, not to mention it defaults Wolverine to being his first target to annoy (because he's physically the nearest). But necessity? Wade will do that anime thing where his katana is barely out of the sheath and he already cut down their enemies.

Logan? I'll reiterate what I said in a previous post: that senior citizen will cut down all the enemies Wade missed. And Wade misses a lot, agent of chaos as he is. Deadpool's regeneration notwithstanding, listen to the snick of Wolverine's claws when you incapacitate his partner, he's irrationally protective. And it works vice versa! If Wolverine is down, look for something red. (There's no guarantee seeing Deadpool lunge at you with a sword in one hand, a gun in the other, scowling through his mask, will make a difference to your survivability as their enemy.)

They're a special brand of disorienting, these two. Logan will probably learn to lighten up and joke around again depending on how long he's been with Wade, and Wade will certainly settle in as an adamantium katanas user when the OG adamantium user is, not to be Pride and Prejudice, warming his bed. It'll catch you so off guard as an opponent to these two that they can deal damage so great that it echoes to your ancestors, and then say something so out of pocket to depress you so bad you never get up from where you're bleeding on the floor.

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Wade has the definition of scary dog privilege he just having the time of his life running around being goofy fucking shit up being him and if anyone dares to look at him even slightly off in anyway Logan is two steps behind him with his claws out

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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post

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People accusing the MCU of queerbaiting has always seemed off base to me because queerbaiting implies a level of emotional character interaction that the MCU has overall staunchly refused to feature. Nobody is even friends 

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i just got really good life news, so i decided to celebrate by making a disney hercules au djhfsjdkfh pls forgive the metal arm being on the wrong side