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I think Merrill would ABSOLUTELY go WILD for Taash she would want them so so so so bad

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In every timeline, in every possibility,

Only you

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

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love this show

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this is what happened in think i dont know

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This is the Nevarran equivalent of "is a hotdog a taco or a sandwich"

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I MEAN YEAH THIS IS ACCURATE AF!

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Thank you God and also Jesus for giving Emmrich the most rizz of any character in this game. It would have been so easy to make the goth academic fifty-year-old the butt of every 'awkward loser' joke that anyone even slightly to the wrong side of nerdy has ever heard. Instead he's a fucking beacon of game in a sea of thirty somethings with crippling social issues. Neve says 'I love you' like someone is forcing her to do it at gunpoint, Davrin does nothing but hookups because he's decided he's constantly seven seconds away from death, Harding is repressed as fuck, and don't even get me STARTED on Lucanis. My man has cried through every orgasm he's ever had.

Meanwhile Emmrich's making wisps dance for Rook and taking them on romantic cemetery dates and making tender love to them in a COFFIN. He KNOWS Rook is into him and he immediately lets them know it. He's fun and funny because he likes dead things and books a bit too much but he can also look at you from across the room and stroke a finger over his mustache and you KNOW where you'll be sitting at the end of the night. Unambiguously this man fucks. Thank you for my life Sylvia Feketekuty.

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I am not and will never be normal about neve gallus. thank you

ps: bonus from last playthrough--

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that escalated quickly

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I should compile Neve’s greatest hits. But this is definitely one of them lol

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something interesting about rook that kind of sets them apart from all the other protagonists is that i... don’t think they’d be that well known? even after the fact?

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i'm right

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Elgar'nan is voiced by the same guy who voiced Sauceman Chorizo in bg3.

I'm dying...

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Hi Harker! I've seen a lot of similarly sour references to Gaider around - is there a reason so many people dismiss him nowadays? I haven't been on the fandom side of Dragon Age until recently so I was wondering if you could explain why he seems to be so polarizing

uhhhhh well i get all of this secondhand because i am a relative latecomer to dragon age and don’t use twitter or bluesky or anything, but he says things on the internet. many of which are bizarre, some of which are racist. the infamous “militant islamic borg” description of the qun, the long-standing idea that there were no asians in thedas, and i’m sure other things i’m not thinking of off the top of my head. and none of this is restricted to merely being bad takes online because he is one of the main builders of thedas so it’s all in there in dragon age’s DNA

he’s also really, really bad at writing novels. and in every single one of them writes the most textbook misogynistic “strong female characters” (she’s strong because she has a sword and she’s Not Like The Other Girls, also her entire story revolves around a man) i’ve ever seen in my life

otherwise, because he’s the original dragon age writer, it tends to be the “everything since dao was garbage and not Real Dragon Age” crowd that hangs on his every word. in my experience. which is irritating. he brought a lot of what dragon age is to dragon age for a long time and i’m sure having a gay lead writer from the start was fundamental to dragon age having the inclusivity it does have. but also i think we are long since past the point when we can stop acting like one white guy with opinions is the be all and end all of dragon age

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shut the fuck up about taash. You think they're immature and unrealistic and the most unlikeable character ever because they were mean to their overbearing mother that one time and the only reason they exist is the be trans and you're mad you don't get to be super mean to them in game. I don't care. I relate to them. I relate to their bluntness and misunderstanding of social cues as an autistic person. I relate to their hyperfocus on their gender while they're figuring it out as an agender person who struggled to feel comfortable in myself until i had words for what i was feeling. I relate to their hostility twords their mom who trained them to be nothing more than what she thought they should be. They're not "bad representation" just because you dont relate to them. Not everything has to be for you. Shut the fuck up about taash.

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i love the crow line right before the final fight where you can say “a crow couldn’t ask for bigger targets. we’ll give elgar’nan our regards” to lucanis and he replies “and make our houses immortal”. because you kind of forget sometimes how deeply stupid the crow motivations are but they WILL remind you