Okay, so. I've been really lonely for thousands of years and the other day I read in a magazine that women really like tanned guys. So I thought why not get a tan? Maybe that will attract some women to me.
So I enlarged the sun. I may have caused global warming in the process and evaporated oceans. But it's not that bad of a price to pay for beauty, right?
Edit: I still got none attracted to me and on top I also got a bald spot now on my head...