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Comes with being a former field agent. XD

And he's the lead support agent for a reason.

Agent Phoenix: *walks into Roxanas lab, looking like a dejected puppy* Doctor Prism?

Roxana: Phoenix, what's wrong? Are you hurt?

Agent Phoenix: no, Handler just kicked me out of his office and I don't know why. Can I hang out here?

Roxana: ... *Crossing her arms* what did you do?

Agent Phoenix: *pouts* why are you assuming I did something?

Roxana: Reginald almost never kicks people out of his office so what did you do?

Agent Phoenix: ... I might have lit the last quarter report on fire.

Roxana: PHOENIX!

Agent Phoenix: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

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Don't worry. Reginald probably has a backup of everything. He just kicked Phoenix out so they don't ruin it too. XD

Agent Phoenix: *walks into Roxanas lab, looking like a dejected puppy* Doctor Prism?

Roxana: Phoenix, what's wrong? Are you hurt?

Agent Phoenix: no, Handler just kicked me out of his office and I don't know why. Can I hang out here?

Roxana: ... *Crossing her arms* what did you do?

Agent Phoenix: *pouts* why are you assuming I did something?

Roxana: Reginald almost never kicks people out of his office so what did you do?

Agent Phoenix: ... I might have lit the last quarter report on fire.

Roxana: PHOENIX!

Agent Phoenix: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

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AO3 was the real "numbers go up" game all along, wasn't it?

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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

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I say this with love and on the verge of a nervous breakdown from watching beginner cooks who don't know better yet: ALWAYS turn your pot and pan handles in so they aren't hanging over the edge of the stove

even if you don't have children or pets who might hit or grab the handles, it just takes one moment of it catching on your shirt or your hip bumping it in passing to send a bunch of hot food and oil right at you

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contender for all time 4chan post is the /biz/ one "what do you mean someone has to buy for me to sell?"

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🫵 Cool person

Thank you, anon!

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the anon button isn’t for hate, it’s for sending cute messages to your mutuals that you are too embarrassed to send in as yourself.

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making thibgs... to send people

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I hope November is good to you.

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Agent Phoenix, upon seeing a new strand of white/gray hair: Is this me aging, stress, or something else entirely? We'll never know.

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listen here, you outdated meme

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Deeply fucked up that this game (real life) forces you to play a crafting mini-game (cooking) every time you want to replenish your stamina bar.

You can skip the crafting game by using a pre-made consumable if you have them on hand, but high level players will constantly nag you about it and tell you that it damages your character's stats in the long run.