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alright goodnight yall never forget that i do unfortunately need bang chan carnally

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anyways the way native English speakers look down on anyone with a harsh or aggressive or difficult sounding accent is much more insidious than the way other native English speakers might clown on every single type of British or English accent other than the few most common ones.

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shoutout to bi ppl fr. bi women, bi men, bi nonbinary people. blows a kiss to masc bi women and fem bi men in particular. fat bi people, bi poc, aspec bi people, trans bi people, i love all you guys

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all of this is /j and /lh!!

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can anyone hear me!!!

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oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless

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oh my god. nobody speak

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I often say i need to get a job when what i really mean is i need to get laid when what i really mean is i need some more change in my life

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(jaded old queen smoking by an open balcony drinking her second dry martini of the afternoon voice) god i miss 8tracks

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“vampires kill 15 people per month” factoid is statistically inaccurate. vampires kill 300 people a month. louis de pont du lac georg, who kills 0 humans per day and mopes about his condition, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08 And That's the End of It. There's Nothing Else

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Yall know the posts that are like "you can usually tell who little sister is bc she'll be the taller one", lets test that theory

if you need an example, my sister is older than me by 3 years and I'm taller by a few inches

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it is SO frustrating that mizora stays in your camp in act three (example 8 million of her being wyll's abuser never getting taken seriously) but admittedly. the fact that if you rescue the duke he ALSO stays in camp RIGHT NEXT TO HER is the funniest shit. i know ulder is LIVID but staying classy about it

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in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along

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starting a collection