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i think it breaks my heart a little whe people are like "nobody knows who i am or talks to me and it makes me lonely so i dont talk or ask for interactions because its just setting up for failure" like girl ghe only way ppl will know or notice u is if u talk more. ik it feels suckass but you have to MAKE yrself a presence in ppls lives on this site. message first comment on all they posts reblog 20000 ask games (and send ones to other people) post vonstantly abt yr interests. sure this will annoy some people but those ppl were not gonna be yr friends in the first place. KEEP GOING. make yrself memorable on purpose.
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remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??”
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I'm such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yess rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, live for that shit.
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Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”
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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us
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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man
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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones
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sometimes when I'm writing I'm like oh fuck i dont know what comes next uggghhh guess I'll just have to make it up :////// bitch... ur making the entire thing up ...it's fiction... thats the fuckin premise
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