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every person thinks their sports team is uniquely cursed. if your team is cursed and my team is cursed then who's flying the plane
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if professional athletes read rpf about themselves it wouldn't be the gay sex that killed them it would be the fundamental emotional truths dropped into the middle of the gay sex. to be perceived so truthfully by someone primarily interested in their fictional pussy would be something they could never come back from
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athletes are always like oh are me and my teammates friends? well we have a warriors bond. we're family. he's my brother and i wish we could die together. we could be buried together. all i want is to be near him. he's good at this sport also i guess
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The feminine urge to be their problematic young girlfriend
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Fuck it, life is too short to get therapy, go simp over men who are old enough to be your dad.
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sketch . maybe i will ink it later ?
#art#artwork#sketch#soccer#rasmus højlund#manchester united#football#mens football#rasmus hojlund#fanart#football art
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“Everyone needs a Rasmus Hojlund in their group.”😂❤️
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the amount of love I have for this guy 🤍 this edit made me feel disgustingly soft
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