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I don't want to be a productive member of society, I want to lay down and cuddle my f/o!

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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Actually one of my favorite things is when proshippers are bullied out of specific fandom spaces and then you get to watch that fandom cave in on itself and burn to death or become this sad little cesspit of the same 15 people regurgitating the same repetitive, bland content while scream-crying about how their fandom is dying or how their content gets 0 engagement.

Like buddy. You harassed the seasoning out of the soup. Now you just have water. Enjoy.

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i love men who look like theyve been through some of the most horrendous shit ever sorry

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

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Have Fear… BECAUSE I AM HERE

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Just a quick doodle because I miss him

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"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

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oh hey, my subathon's tomorrow.

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MY FUCKING SUBATHON'S TOMORROW?!

cue rock music cut and still frame.

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There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

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“my f/o would never love me :(“ WRONG!

your f/o looks at you and sees the stars in the sky; they see things that make them think of you; they will hold your hand when things get rough and share smoothies with you; they want to watch movies and tv shows with you, and then tease you about a character you are like only for you to go "no im not!!" they go out of their way to make you laugh and smile when no one else could; theyll sing you lullabies to help lull you to sleep if they must. they think you are wonderful inside and out.

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at least they keep falling in love in every universe on ao3

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showering at your f/o's place after you spend the night there for the first time and the rest of the day he stands really close to you bc he likes smelling his soap on you. lots of hugs from behind, his chin resting on your shoulder and his nose tucked against your temple.

you smell like him; you smell like you're his. and you are—he sure proved it last night. for a reminder, just look at the love bites he left on your skin. feel the ache remaining between your legs. and of course, smell his shampoo in your hair.

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in order to not succumb to sex negative conservatism you have to accept that people will get off to things that are upsetting to you. and you cannot assume anything about what they have or have not experienced, what they do or do not believe, and how they act based solely on what gets them off. even if it's extremely confusing and disturbing to you. there are people who have only ever had heterosexual vanilla sex in missionary with the lights off, who actively contribute to more real world harm than your average fetish artist. kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way.

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Ask meme concept: Reverse Unpopular Opinion meme

Ppl send topics and instead of salt or hot takes, you MUST talk abt smth you like about it. Good excuse to gush abt smth you already love, OR think and find smth positive to say. 

Hard mode, “missed potential” is NOT allowed as an answer.

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I was off Tumblr for my mental health for a while and now the posts are all weird and have thought bubbles what the fuck did you guys do to my webbed sight???