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Pacing my room with my hands in my hair because the one time Peter Hale ever cared about consent while in his "deranged fresh out of six maddening years of coma" state was with STILES and on top of that his refusal was a fucking LIE. The only time he offered the bite to someone he was actually interested in he was denied and it wasn't even TRUE how much does that have to burn of COURSE he's obsessed with Stiles even after years-
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james mcavoy talking about cherik in the year of 2024??? CHERIK NATION WE'RE SO BACK!!
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It seems Muse has given up on writing Mystrade for a moment to have manip fun with MorMor
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Perhaps, Edward, We really are meant for each other 🥰💜💚
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What a good boyfriend Ed is, opening and closing the door for his boyfriend
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God I hate DC, good thing Gotham is just gay porn. Phew
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Edward could NOT stop smiling, this guy was down BAD after not seeing Oswald for 10 years.
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Oswald gets drunk and sends Jim a bunch of texts, but Jim is busy and doesn't see them, so he doesn't respond. Oswald gets increasingly upset and frustrated.
"Jim, I'm drunk and sad. Text me."
"Jim, I'm thinking of you."
"Jim, why aren't you answering me? Did I do something wrong? Please answer."
"GODDAMMIT, JIM, STOP IGNORING ME."
"Sorry I yelled, Jim. Please text me back. I'm still sad."
"It's no fun drinking alone, Jim..."
"Alcohol + Oswald - Jim = sad and lonely Oswald."
"Why's the world so cold and dark, Jim? And why do you hate me? :("
"You owe me, like, twenty favors at this point, Jim. Stop fucking ignoring me!"
Then Jim finally sees them all and is pissed. XD BTW, these quotes are all featured in the beginning of one of my Gobblepot fanfics, but I thought I'd post them here, because people are probably more likely to see them. <3
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Incorrect gobblepot #24
Jim: Who do you want to be for Halloween?
Oswald: Your boyfriend.
Harvey: Yeah that would be pretty scary.
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Oswald: *Is bored for 5 seconds*
Oswald: Today I will be starting another war!
Jim: Oswald no-
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 21
Ed: Since technically it's impossible to know when the middle of your life is, I've decided that instead of a midlife crisis I'll just have an ongoing crisis!
Oswald: Why are you waking me this late?
Jim: I need your help. I've done something very bad.
Oswald: Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.
Jim: Wait that's- that's not- why would you-
Barbara: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Ozzie.
Ed:*looking longingly at Oswald across the room* I don't have feelings for Oswald.
Barbara: Ed, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Oswald: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Jim: Really? Name one law
Oswald: Don't kill people?
Jim: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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