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Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

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what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

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like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage

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I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

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Stop testing poison on yourself, Bones

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If Jim and Spock ever got together and tried to hide their relationship, one of two things would happen:

1. The secret would get out almost immediately (someone catches them staring at each other with heart eyes and that's it. Over. Donezo.)

Or

2. Because they are ALWAYS staring at each other with heart eyes, no one would be able to detect a change in their relationship, and the secret would be safe forever. ("They're just like that," someone will say.)

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star trek tos: a summary

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day 9: underrated/rare fandom ✨️

The Night Circus. I know exactly 2 people who've read this book and there are about 15 posts about it on this website. So.

fantober prompt list

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you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"

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"Glinda, come with me, think of what we could do, together.." ".. With you and I defying gravity.." I always come back from the dead to post sapphics and then disappear again into the abyss

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i am not immune

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This is what she meant by little ways to flirt btw

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i think im just not worth getting close to

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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.