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Take The Test:
Question One
If you were to examine two items and were then asked to come to some kind of conclusion about their relationship to one another, would that conclusion:
A. Make sense (+5 points)
or
B. Make absolutely no sense whatsoever (-2 points)
Question Two
If you were asked to organize items in a small pile, how would you categorize them in order to place them in some sort of order, as requested?
A. You would simply leave the room, you do not have time for such nonsense (+5,000 points)
or
B. By color, texture, alphabatory means, or some other logical grouping in which to separate the items categorically, yet, combine the items in question in some sort of logical order (+4 points)
Question Three
If you were told the details surrounding a real or imagined event, would you work through your understanding of said event by:
A. Making an attempt to understand the change that takes place against the main subjects of the event narrative in expository dissonance to the classical model of change as illusory, or exact? (+37.987 points)
B. Explain the event as a chance accident which has absolutely no relation to you, nor bearing on your personal existence? (+500 points)
or
C. What? (+100,000 points)
Get Your Results:
0-39.987 points - You Are An IGRY Personality Type
IGRY’s typically like stuff and things and generally have typical day to day occurrences experienced by many others around the globe.
40-5,000 points - You Are An WBTY Personalty Type
WBTY’s typically excel in the performance art arena and were born to serve in roles like CEO, or President of something, or some other extremely important thing or job or role or responsibility. WBTY’s command respect and truly know how to work the room.
+5,001 points - You Are A Normal Fucking Person
Breathe easy and maybe cancel your therapy sessions (or at least take a step down in frequency). You’re a normal fucking person and you are most likely somehow surrounding yourself with insane people. Address that process and things should start to come into focus. Good job!
Who is the insane person behind this ignorant and flagrant display of stupidity? She can be found RIGHT. HERE. (if by found you meant read more of her stuff).
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