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Coulson, walking into the lab to see Fitz, Jemma and Skye arguing loudly: What is going on in here?
Skye: SIX MONTHS-
Fitz: It's really nothing sir-
Jemma: A minor misunderstanding-
Skye: They made me water a fake plant for SIX MONTHS!
Coulson: ...
Skye: I NAMED IT!
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Scott: I think Stiles was right.
Lydia: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Allison: They wouldn't do that.
Stiles: You're right, Allison. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Stiles: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says ‘Stiles Told You So' on the back*
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Spencer: How's the sexiest person here?
Morgan: I don't know, how are they?
Spencer, flustered: I-
Emily, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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JJ: If you had to choose between Morgan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Emily: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Morgan: Seriously?!
JJ: 63 cents.
Emily: I'll take the money.
Morgan: Don't make me smack you Emily.
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Criminal Minds Couples
Emily, watching JJ expertly take down an unsub: THAT'S MY WIFE!
Morgan, watching Reid trip into an unsub while holding his gun: Spencer, please be careful, you know I love and support you but pLEASE BE CAREFUL
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Spencer: What time is it?
Morgan: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Morgan: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Emily: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Morgan: It’s 2 am
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Izzie, watching Meredith fall in love with Doc: Are we really going to let her keep that?
George: Well-
Cristina, deadpan: We kept Alex
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