wtfbrigham

[wtfbrigham]

I get it. Your stand-up act could use a little work, Des.

No I mean do they hook up because they have hooks?! Get it? No okay I should never try to be funny

[wtfbrigham]

Well, I mean she is my mom.

It's debatable.

Really? Did she mean it?

[wtfbrigham]

Pick you… What? Where the hell are you?

Eh, hey, I need you to pick me up

[wtfbrigham]

Hey, my mom told me the same thing last week!

Yeah! Congrats, you’re genius.

[wtfbrigham]

Looking for something?

Where the hell is it?

[wtfbrigham]

Doubtful.

Got anything fun to do in this house? Mine’s a drag.

[wtfbrigham]

That's the big question, Des?

It'd be a real shame if they didn't.

The big question is do pirates hook up?

[wtfbrigham]

Who doesn't?

I hate mornings

[wtfbrigham]

There's really no other way to be.

Of course you are! You seem to be fine with a lot of things.

[wtfbrigham]

Unless you make them fun, Lor. Duh.

Of course I’ve heard of Sunday Funday! Sorry, I guess I’m just bit out of it still.. But I still don’t get the whole Sunday Funday thing- Sundays are awful.

[wtfbrigham]

I'm not exactly alone - I have my good friends Jameson and Jack Daniels to keep company. And I'm Brigham. It's lovely to meet you, Piper.

Well that seems boring because you’re alone.

I’m Piper by the way.

[wtfbrigham]

And you're not the first person who's told me that, so I'm perfectly fine with it.

Wow, something’s fucked up with you.

[wtfbrigham]

Possibly. Probably.

Dude, are you high?

[wtfbrigham]

It's never been an issue before.

You don’t have a problem with having sex with someone you don’t even know?

[wtfbrigham]

What is it with you people? Has no one ever heard of Sunday Funday?

What does that even mean, Brig?

[wtfbrigham]

It means day drinking by myself on a Sunday afternoon, of course.

What does that even mean?