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This Luigi Mangione story has everything
-His political motivations are basically incoherent
-He wrote personalized messages on the bullet casings
-He killed a healthcare CEO
-The last quote he posted was from the Lorax
-His name literally translates to Luigi’s Mansion
-His twitter banner has Breloom on it
-A ton of people want him carnally
-He’s from one of the richest families in Maryland
-He was arrested at a McDonalds after an old person snitched on him
-He gave the Unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on GoodReads
-This
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Thank you; I needed to laugh about my imminent future for a minute.
okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
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'awwww sugarrr' gerard way i have inappropriate things to say
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Party and Ghoul when Star and Kobra have a clap with an exterminator that goes all Costa Rica and get themselves ghosted, dusted out on route guano.
There is no fun anymore
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Frank Iero is so funny to me, because man is literally Y/N.
Like... the dude were Mcr's first proper fan and their biggest fan. Then they asked him if he wanted to join the band. Which led to him and the singer making out on stage, and he also became a world famous rockstar.
Plus, he's born on Halloween?????
He sounds made up.
Actually, each member in MCR sounds made up, but for very different reasons
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i am also the biggest liar ever i dont really have art block rn cuz i usually draw 2-3 things most days i just dont want to post any of it😭😭😭😢😢😭😢😢😭
also woah this one is completely traditional??!?!?
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btw if you listen to the guitar on the chorus of planetary (go!) you can feel how the soul leaves the body for a second
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You're on Tumblr; I know you've never watched a game by choice in your life
people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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fuckers dangered my days cant have shit in battery city
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suck my dick @p1nkparader (with love/deviousness)
gerard way quote got me going so insane I made art of it
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I wasn’t sure if the quote was “it’s a thing of beauty; to be young and angry” or “it’s a beautiful thing to be young and angry” so I did the later, sorry if it’s wrong
also sorry my handwriting isn’t the best, but I hope you still like it!!
the fangs (yes there are fangs, it doesn’t show up well on camera) glow in the dark!!
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also here’s my cat on the art piece she’s helping
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@onyxmustdie @maratheforestfrog @blackbookcover ygs were the ones who wanted to be tagged in my art, yeah? hope this is art enough for you :3 and that I got it right, can’t remember if onyx wanted to be tagged or no but oh well
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Well I'm jelly you have long live tickets, so hmph ;)
gerard way quote got me going so insane I made art of it
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I wasn’t sure if the quote was “it’s a thing of beauty; to be young and angry” or “it’s a beautiful thing to be young and angry” so I did the later, sorry if it’s wrong
also sorry my handwriting isn’t the best, but I hope you still like it!!
the fangs (yes there are fangs, it doesn’t show up well on camera) glow in the dark!!
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also here’s my cat on the art piece she’s helping
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@onyxmustdie @maratheforestfrog @blackbookcover ygs were the ones who wanted to be tagged in my art, yeah? hope this is art enough for you :3 and that I got it right, can’t remember if onyx wanted to be tagged or no but oh well
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I assume most of you have seen the one post where the person says that instead of saying "I'm going to kms" they say they are going to go into the river and become a trout. Later they shorten this to "the trout population will be affected". (Don't kill me; assumed you knew it so I didn't find the og post; sue me ig) Anyway, me and my sibling have been saying this for a long time now, and the other day I sent them this and now we sigh loudly and say "The Fish". My mother is more confused than ever at how she managed to fail us all.
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@p1nkparader
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... And tickets to go see them.
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me and my siblings fr
pics of the way brothers that exude chaotic sibling energy™️
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the end!!
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You know what. I have two MCR moots. So I’m live-blogging my listen to MCR. I’m starting with Black Parade. I know all the lore from this album so I’m just listening for the music.
Anyway to start us off I have listened to The End twice now because I love the beginning.
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
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Continuing on the vampire theme
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