she/they // writing sequels to books that aren’t even done // watch Lockwood & Co on Netflix // sneeg isn't real nope
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I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok
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"What is more important, that Caesar is assassinated or that he is assassinated by his intimate friends?"
M.L. Rio "If We Were Villains"
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SHARP KNIVES
GET YOUR SHARP KNIVES
ONLY $6.00

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now that the big day is finally upon us, enjoy some complimentary memes alongside your ancient roman coffee and pastries as you wait in the senate










¡sic semper tyranis!
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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)
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how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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Because this came up in my life recently, a question:
To be clear I mean a spreadsheet in any program (Excel, Sheets, Notion) and for any reason EXCEPT for it being required of you. It could be cataloging stuff you own, categorizing characters in a show you like, etc. But it has to be something you chose to do without being paid or graded for it
#i made a spreadsheet of my halloween candy every year with varying trade prices between me and my sister based on scarcity#and yet not a SINGLE diagnosis
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
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