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So, there’s this diner in a rather quaint town that lies just outside the city’s limits. Most people haven’t heard of it, it’s a bit of a hole in the wall, but man, their food is delicious, that chef’s hands’ must be under the influence of a culinary god. Muse A works as a server because, well, they need the money and any salary would suffice– there was rent to pay and they’re struggling financially as it is. Cue Muse B, so wealthy that every step they take seemed to follow with the sound of a cash register ringing. They’re a little high, mind you, what else would a young socialite spend their wads of cash on? Muse A can sense that, they’re very much familiar with the symptoms the particular drug Muse B is on – their parent(s) were addicts themselves. As they casually go about their business, taking Muse B’s order while keeping up a polite facade – truth be told, Muse A would’ve refused serving them if they had the choice. However, they went on introducing themselves, making small talk with the other and their efforts would pay off when they return to the table Muse B once occupied to find a stack of hundred dollar bills waiting for them and oh, how nice, Muse B even included a note. “For that shabby apartment you kept complaining about.” And now Muse A is desperate to express their gratitude and can only hope that Muse B will return to the diner so they have the chance to do just that.

NO, I’M NOT A GROUPIE

Muse A meets Muse B at a club and the pick-up line that would drive these two into the bedroom? “I’m in a band.“ Muse B loves band members, simply the idea of them was enough to entice, and it’s not like she expected them to call even though he promised to. Little does she know that Muse A would, only two days later – they invite them to a concert and of course, Muse B graciously accepts the offer. She’s watching the show from backstage and Muse A offers her a wink and she almost despises him for being so attractive. And as the show finishes, he’s just about to walk past her but his hand latches onto hers, guiding her into the vacant dressing room – his bandmates have all gone for a celebratory dinner, to which he insisted that he’ll be there – but he might be running a little late. Thus beginning a string of after-show one night stands – are they even called one night stands anymore at this point? – regardless, their little habit is bound to be revealed. How many times are they going to show up to band meetings together, equally disheveled as if she’d performed on stage alongside them. Muse B will eventually have to question what exactly is going on between them because she doesn’t want to be his secret any longer, and Muse A is dreading the day that she does.

LOVE DON’T COST A THING

Two rich people who just don’t care about being rich!! They just want to spend time with each other and laugh about the big shots they hang out with and have McDonalds "friend dates” and go thrift shopping and donate to charities because they just don’t care about money as long as they have each other. And Muse A is so in love with Muse B, and Muse B is so in love with Muse A – but they’re so oblivious. But it doesn’t even matter because they’re both lost in blissful ignorance and they make each other so happy. And you can see it in their eyes how much they love each other – and the happiness they share is bestowed upon them by the other half. And they’re always flirting during fancy dinner parties, sneaking away while everyone bores themselves with business talk and petty gossip to wander around on the beach wearing a tux and an evening gown. 

WINGMAN, WINGWOMAN

A pair of friends who always go out for drinks, heading out to the clubs together in order to help one another out in the game, in other words, to locate quality one night stands. However, things start to get confusing one Muse A starts getting jealous over the person Muse B is currently macking on. The envy comes without warning and their behaviour starts to become a little odd; upon questioning, Muse A might say they’re not feeling very well, or complain about a co-worker, meanwhile glaring at Muse B’s new beau attached at their hip. And Muse B is starting to grow wary of the constant insults and jabs thrown at their significant other by someone who’s supposed to be their friend. Which leads them to question, what’s up with Muse A? And it leads us to question if Muse A will ever admit their feelings to themselves and to Muse B.

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Imagine Person A has a secret power that allows them to tune into anyone who is sleeping in the same room as them’s dreams at night. (Like mind reading, but only with dreams.) The catch is, if there are more than one other person in the room with them, then Person A doesn’t get to choose which one’s dreams they get to see and therefor they won’t know whose dreams they are watching. One night at a friend’s house party, Person A is sleeping on the living room floor surrounded by a bunch of their friends, some casual acquaintances, and a couple of strangers. Someone in the room (we’ll call them Person B)’s dreams start playing before Person A. Person A is surprised to see that they are featured in every dream that this person is having. Some are casual and platonic, but others are kind of romantic and almost sexy. In the morning, Person A tries to think of a way to nonchalantly figure out the identity of Person B.

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“Greetings, fellow jackasses!” X bellowed, kicking open the door. “I have lost one of my lungs!”

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movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

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Writing Prompt #928

“What’re you going to do if I don’t?” A snorted with indignation. “Pin me up against the wall and kiss me?”

B took a step back. “What?”

“What?”

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Enemies to Lovers AU idea list

“You’re that one kid in class that knows the answers to everything and your voice just grates on me, every time you put your hand up I just get this urge to punch you in the face…your adorably perfect face that looks so cute from here and goddamn it if you would just shut up for a seconds I could kiss you I’d really appreciate it.” au

“You are my roommate in college and I’ve always been excited to have a roommate but you crushed all my dreams of having midnight talks with my roommate because you are completely incapable of being a decent human being for more than ten milliseconds. You keep moving my things onto high shelfs cause you know I can’t reach them and your smirk every time you do it is so annoying, and so hot…fuck.” au

“You’re my boss and everyone seems to love you and think you’re the cool boss, you know the one everyone loves cause they don’t act like the boss but instead like your best friend? Well that’s you but for some reason you hate my guts and every time there is a team activity or meet up you make sure I’m at a meeting or doing overtime and I have no idea what I did to hurt you but when I asked you all you did was stutter and blush and…wait what? you like me, like that? So being a dick was your way of asking me out?” au

“You’ve been dating my best friend on and off for two years and thanks to my friend crying on my shoulder every time you hurt her, I know you better than I know myself. I have to hate you, I want to hate you, but every time you wink at me I just want to…well I don’t need to spell it out, but I still hate you for what you did and even if we did have sex occasionally I would still hate you, kind of.” au

“You play for the rival football team and you are the best player on your team by a long way, and you know it, but you’re not as good as me. You’re too cocky and too arrogant to beat me- you just tackled me and scored a goal and all I did was stare case you are making the ugliest sports kit look so damn fine and you just caught me staring at your ass and I have never seen someone look so smug, god I hate you…but just out of interest whats your number?” au

“I’m pretty sure the only purpose of your life is to make my life a living hell, I’ve know you for as long as I can remember and every memory of you is accompanied with something horrible or embarrassing and I know we rarely speak but that’s because you are the walking talking embodiment of bad luck, so can you pleas stop calling my name and- oh, I dropped my book and you picked it up for me…and now we’re talking about our favourite poems are and oh my god you know about all my favourite authors holy shit, marry me?” au

“Look I know we haven’t said anything nice to each other for years and this is a bit sudden but can you hold my hand and pretend to be my partner for the next few minutes cause my ex is coming over and I can’t be on my own for this so lets just pretend we aren’t mortal enemies okay? Aw, you’re saying nice things about me and your arms are around my waist and my heart is pounding in my chest and oh god no out of all the people I could crush on why you?” au

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AU Idea prompts based on actual events in my life

idk i saw a post similar to this and thought it was cool and some pretty weird/somewhat interesting things have happened to me over the past couple years so i thought I’d give it a shot. lemme know what you think and maybe request something? yeah ok cool 

I’m at a food truck festival with my friends and you’re the hot dude who’s working the bar and I keep looking at you and every time you catch me staring I fall or trip or drop something and I keep hiding like a loser and pretending you’re not there

I’m on a road trip along the coast with my friends and we’ve reached this tiny coastal town hours away from home and you work at this fancy as shit restaurant we entered and I’m awkward and stuttering because we don’t really want to eat there but you’ve already asked if we want a table and also you’re cute so we stay and i embarrass myself a little more

You’re the cute guy that works at the local supermarket and i have a huge thing for you but everybody knows this including my parents and when i come in by myself you tell me that my parents came through and asked him to take a selfie with them so I’m going to go and die now

We used to be best friends years ago but had a huge falling out so i blocked you on everything except one and years later you drunk message me on new years eve and we try to start all over again 

OR We used to be really good friends but we had a fallout over money and years later you message me asking for closure so i agree to meet you for coffee with the intention of cussing you out but we accidentally become friends again

We met at someone’s party a year ago but have never spoken and suddenly you show up to my house party/BBQ and now everybody thinks we’re dating/should date

Im at the movies with my family/friends to see a film we’ve been counting down for but we get into an argument with other people over seating and you’re the staff member who tells us we have to move but you served me at the candy counter earlier and were really nice then so I’m super confused and start giving you attitude

I sit next to you in class and you and I both have another class to get to in 5 minutes and we’re supposed to get our draft assignments checked by the lecturer but he’s taking too long and we bond over mutual impatience

OR we sat next to each other in the first class and wouldn’t shut up about needing coffee and ever since then you ask me if i’ve had my coffee every day.

We work together at the same place but you work in stocking and i work in the foodcourt and every time we have the same shift you come to buy lunch from me and always ask for a big mac because you know it annoys me because fuck you this isn’t mcdonald’s you can shove your big mac

TBC

also i tagged some people in the tags - just tell me if you want me to untag you pls 

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“I just snorted a whole ass line of fun-dip powder and I can’t tell if I’m actually high or just dying.”

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There is a beautiful statue of a person in the middle of a large city, and the rumor surrounding the statue is that when they touch hands with their soulmate, they will become human. Naturally, it becomes a perfect photo and video opportunity to pose while holding its hand.

One cute selfie attempt results in an empty statue podium and you just barely catching a very confused person in your arms.

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Six word story. In fifteen seconds.

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You live in an inconspicuous small town, working a normal job as a cashier in the local supermarket. One day, a young man walks in, and goes straight up to your counter, looking at a small piece of paper. He looks at you, then back at the paper before handing you a small pocket watch. The man runs off, accidentally leaving behind the piece of paper. It’s a photograph of you, but a bit older looking, holding a small child that appears to be your son. The strange thing is, you are a highschool student with no kids.

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One thing I enjoy about “opposites attract” kind of lovers is when the two are superficially different but share the same morals/values under it all, but the process of discovering that is a slow one and hampered by the fact that they have to learn each other’s language, so to speak. They both have very different ways of communicating and showing trust and affection, so like the angsty brooding character is suspicious of the bubbly character’s care because they believe it’s insincere, while the bubbly character doesn’t notice the angsty one’s subtle but significant gestures and instead takes their cold demeanour at face value. Then slowly, slowly on their journey together they learn how the other one speaks, and copy each other’s mannerisms, etc, and come to understand their values and how they really feel, like all this is a mouthful to explain but that is *chef kisses fingers* my fucking jam babey

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au list!

here’s a list of different au’s for a drabble game!

send in a stray kids member, an au and a trope for a drabble. you can request an au not on the list as long as it’s sfw!

» au

roommates au

neighbours au

hogwarts au

supernatural au (vampires, werewolves, witches etc.)

angels/ demons/ fallen angels au

guardian angels/ demons au

ghost busters au

buzzfeed unsolved au

youtuber au

conspiracy theorists au

gravity falls au

radio dj au

spy au

superhero au

double life au (e.g. superhero + student)

mafia au

police au

ceo au

coffee shop au

ice cream store au

florist au

tattoo shop au

bakery au

zoo/ aquarium au

fast food/ restaurant au

bookstore/ library au

high school/ college/ uni au

theater students au

art students au

decathlon au

sports au

beach/ life guard au

teachers au

bad boy au

camp au

travelling au

celebrity au (singers, actors etc)

co-stars au

hospital/ vet au

photographer au

soulmate au

blind date au

fake dating au

online dating au

pen pals au

secret relationship au

imaginary friends au

platonic au

domestic au

babysitter au

time traveller au

immortal au

body swap au

royalty au

(zombie) apocalypse au

dystopia/ utopia au

rebellion au

stuck in a game au

virtual world/ reality au

circus au

magicians au

fairy tale au

disney au (beauty + the beast, aladdin, peter pan etc.)

pirates au

» tropes

strangers to friends

friends to lovers

exes

enemies to lovers

childhood friends

meet cute

meet messy

feel free to reblog and add your own!

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Pairing Writing Prompts | AU Edition

A list of writing prompts for fanfiction writers, forgoing the usual cliché pairings.

foreign exhange student x domestic student

bodyguard x politician

cartographer x park ranger

astronaut x ground control director

pirate x lighthouse keeper

diety x atheist 

true crime author x murderer

cosplayer x cosplayer (playing characters that are lovers)

old castle ghost x squatter

costume designer x supervillain

statistician x philosopher

ancient figure (pulled out of their time) x modern everyday joe

witch/wizard x scientist

farmer x stubborn rain diety

bachelor/bachelorette contestant x camera operator

prince/princess x dungeon torturer

crash-landed alien x gas station attendant

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Imagine Your OTP #155

Person A: *Leans head on B’s sholder*

Person B: *Eyes widen and grin towards C*

Person C: *Rolls eyes*

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“I have an friend who can cut your hair.”

“You have only one friend. And he’s a serial killer!”

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road trip prompts? :)

1. “Give me your phone.” 

“What? Why?” 

“Because I don’t trust your playlists”

“Excuse you! My playlists are great!” 

“Your road trip playlist is literally just the Shrek soundtrack”

“It’s a good soundtrack!” 

2. “We are not allowed to go on road-trips together since no one wants to put us together in such a small space for so long” 

“What? Why not?” 

“Because once we got in a six hour long game of monopoly which resulted in four thrown cups, two shattered windows, a broken table, two fires, three people crying and one very confused police officer. No one has trusted us since.” 

3. “So far, the only good thing about this dumb road-trip has been the fact that we got squished together in the backseat and you keep falling asleep on me and it’s like the cutest thing ever.” 

Hope you like them. Friendly reminder that if you like my prompts, and want some of your own: You can commission me on Ko-Fi. One Ko-fi (aka $3) will get you 15 personalized prompts. You can even request specific themes and styles(such as dialogue prompts, word prompts, or single sentence starter prompts, etc) :)