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my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences
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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
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kitty💐
pls do not repost !
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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in
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he’s just a guy… and yet
cr. jung-koook
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Y/n: Hey Joon, when’s your birthday?
Namjoon: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you
can destroy me?!
Y/n: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Namjoon: you look good today bro, pro homo
Jin: don't you mean "no homo"?
Namjoon: it's 2024, dude, we support the gay. Pro homo
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Taehyung, with his leg stuck in a bear trap: so kids, you might be asking yourself how did Tete get caught in this situation?
Taehyung, trying to get unstuck: well kids, Tete has no clue either
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Y/n: Hobi, can you do the thing?
Hobi: what thing?
Y/n: you know, the thing that always makes me happy?
Hobi: oh! *smiles*
Y/n: thank you
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Hey how'd the Commies snag an invite?
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mood.
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Yoongi: where's Jungkook?
Y/n: I'll find him
Y/n: KIM NAMJOON SUCKS!
Jungkook, in the distance: KIM NAMJOON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, FUCK YOU!
Y/n: found him
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Y/n: I'm sad
Tae: I have these two emotional jumper cables that might help! Here, let me attach them
Y/n:
Y/n: Tae, this is a hug
Tae: mhm, is it working?
Y/n: ... yeah
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