welcome to the danger zone. fear you get lost astray, for never one knows what lurks in the dark. ware! ware of dangers posed as pleasures. creatures born in shadow remain where is unseen. take this, and be ware. it is pronounced "wr-👀-der" I just want to disrespect the English language my writeblr is @wreyeder-wreyedine
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Murph got fed up playing the “straight man” comedy wise and said “you know what? To the meat grinder with thee”
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I know no one is arguing to the contrary but the fact that all it took was Van saying “She found it, Monty. She found Zood,” for Monty to immediately drop everything in his comfortable professional life (doing important work, to be clear!) to go with his old crew to find both Zood and a woman he wasn’t on speaking terms with shows just how wrong Comfrey Macleod was about Montgomery LaMontgommery.
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I think there is something to be said about how important the Rules are to Maxwell.
Gentlemen Fisting Has Rules. The Rules give him operating parameters. They keep him contained.
No rules? He goes dead-eyed. He is caked in blood. He horrifies his family not due to be rowdy, but due to his bloodlust.
The Rules are safe. They keep him from becoming an animal, they keep him a gentleman.
He can deal with being a rowdy, being rowdy has Rules. He can't be a monster. He can be 'Maxwell Gotch, a rowdy,' he is scared to be 'The Max, a monster with bloodlust.'
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"Second sea" - a gouache painting
Best part of making this was showing it to my father who said "Sea!" with the most flabbergasted expression on his face. Like yeah dude ikr?? This rules!
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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
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ok these are the runes Brennan handed to the players that Siobhan cracked
there are more runes in some of the Tabira market background art, but these are entirely different!

after NSBU i was pretty sure the runes weren't random, and now i think i've solved them too!
"NOODLES // FRESH FISH CHOICE MEATS // SPICES AND SUNDRIES"
the "i"s were a tiny nightmare to figure out cause they don't immediately even look like letters, but overall i like these better than the language the players got?
these characters feel more like part of a living language than a designed puzzle, it's got scrawlable shapes, the more common letters have simpler composition, and like i wonder if Cait May heard about the language scheme in the campaign and took the initiative to design it all themself before Brennan was like whoa that's too hard lemme make a more unambiguous version of this don't worry Siobhan won't solve it in twenty minutes or anything
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this is the THIRD TIME now where Murph said "I got it" and rolled for the table without any discussion and rolled like shit and got yelled at by his fellow players across three campaigns. at this point it's on purpose LMAOOO
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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
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Shout out to that one person who figured out Van’s secret warlock level based off of one point difference in hp
Can’t find them, but thought of you during the episode 10 reveal
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the one thing i will let myself be obnoxiously european about is travel distances. "british people think a 2 hour drive is too long" yes ☝️ thats me i do think that. being stuck in a car is torture. i want everything important to be within walking distance of my house. the fact a lot of usamericans live multiple miles from the nearest store is terrifying to me. how do you live like that............. how do you cope...............
#im from the us#and ive had to go on sooo many long car rides/road trips#mostly against my will (being a child)#and my bones get so mad in cars#i cant MOVE i cant STRETCH#im used to like 10 hour drives. nightmare#even 2 is insane. tired of it
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yeah i’m 7 years late to the party WHATEVER

based on this LOL
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This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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