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My loving wife made the dumb decision to ask me what to draw and i promptly told her to drawaziraphales book shop. She is apparently suffering…

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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

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The smell description of my deodorant 😭

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OP is a moth

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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2 days ago I was having a mental breakdown

Today I’m having an English muffin with cheese on it

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You ever have a random thought that's not intrusive, but somehow simultaneously so instinctive and so detached from your regular everyday life, that you vaguely figure it was probably just an ancestral spirit possessing you for a second?

I was baking an apple pie for fun, freehanding cardamom by vibes alone. And a thought pops into my head, must not be wasteful with them, spices are expensive. And I had to halt right there for a second. Why would I feel financial guilt about the amount of seasoning in homemade goods, when I spend money on far more frivolous shit every single day? My own weight in cinnamon would cost less than my rent.

Thank you for your concern, Maarit from the 1600s, but trust me, we're good. I can measure this cardamom with my heart and not the scale.

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Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone

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A real interaction with my lover 🥰

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I heart plant lesbians! Getting my girlfriend a Christmas present is so easy (she doesn’t have tumblr any more

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My gf is drawing and she’s like “I need an eye reference” so I push my eye to the camera and she actually uses it, than she goes “I need eye bags” and I have to sit there for like four minutes bc she doesn’t wanna take a fucking picture. I am horribly and absolutely in love with this person

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I’m so mad. My moms gonna make me rewatch s2 of good omens… I’m not ready.

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“I’ve done this since before I can remember” seems a lot less fun when you can’t remember last week.

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Everyone I’ve seen Lately has seemed to be relating to toddlers

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My friend and gf are doing a competition about who can write the best smut, and I’m the judge bc I both read and write it my self. Shame I would’ve won.