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Visiting a location very dear to me today. It is good to get out of my own dimension every once and a while.

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Thank goodness the Tapus aren’t on rotumblr bc I don’t need confirmation I’m going to pokehell

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here are some pokéblr asks!!

if you battle, talk about a battle that was really important to you!

if you participate in contests, talk about a contest that was really important to you!

what's one pokémon you would really like to have as a partner?

how did you meet your very first pokémon?

what's your favorite kind of pokéball?

what kind of tasks do your pokémon do to help you in the day-to-day?

what's your favorite move one of your pokémon knows?

what's one pokémon you like that people wouldn't expect?

do you have a favorite legendary pokémon?

what's one city, town, or landmark you want to visit someday?

do you battle, coordinate, study, or something else? why did you decide to do that? have you ever tried to do one of the other things?

where is your hometown? where do you live now?

what do you like the most about your hometown?

what do you like the most about where you live now?

what kinds of friends have you made on this website?

what habit does one of your pokémon have that's unusual for its species?

have you ever raised a pokémon egg?

do you have any pokémon that were traded to you?

what thing did/does your pokémon have the hardest time learning?

what kind of food do your pokémon like?

what's one thing you and your partner pokémon have in common?

what's one thing that couldn't be more different between you and your partner pokémon?

did you and your partner pokémon always get along?

what's the rarest pokémon you've met?

do you have a big team or just a small number of pokémon? how did you decide which was better for you?

tell us about an interesting trainer you've met, either while you've traveled or who came through where you stay!

if you travel, what was your favorite place to travel through?

if you travel, what was your least favorite place to travel through?

what is your pokémon's favorite snack?

what is something you could not do without your pokémon?

where is your pokémon's favorite place to go?

where is your favorite place to go?

what kind of treats do you give your pokémon?

how do you and your pokémon celebrate special events, holidays, victories, and/or anniversaries?

how do you like to spend time with your pokémon?

name something about your partner pokémon that makes you really proud of them!

how do you like to spend time with your pokémon?

name something that your pokémon is really good at!

what's a cool skill or hobby you have that doesn't actually have much to do with your pokémon?

what kind of pokémon (can be but doesn't have to be type!) are your favorite? why do you like them so much?

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NOOOOOOO

(@wren-the-dex) WAIT FUCK IT AUTOCORRECTED TO SINK NOT SIMP NOOOOOO

too late. Larry sink

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red no don’t spray her with a repel

Nebby ran off into the flowers. They wont come back. They are trying to fly into a little cave.

They do not have moves to protect themself if they need to. I cannot go in the flowers or I might get attacked. Moon is still doing her trial. Hau is not here. This is not good.

I am panicking.

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jazz hands towards my Steenee

This is Pacha! She’s a hard worker and is extremely fascinated with everything she comes across. Currently the hyperfixation is with bottle caps. She had a stack of six just an hour ago, all perfectly balanced… only for Spits to accidentally knock it over. Poor girl is still crying on my shoulder.

Piro, my other grass Pokémon, just swept the bottle caps into his wing so he can give it back to Pacha at a later time. At least, that’s what I assume.

if you have a grass-type pokémon you should tell me about them!! and if you do not have a grass-type pokémon you should tell me about one you wish you could keep hehe

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oh tapu I want a fuckin orange

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try moomoo milk soda my brother

I'm gonna dip my cookies in a soda pop instead of moomoo milk! I'll update later!

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Slateport City Market ^o^ I drew this for @hoennzine

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My girl Spits seeks out heating and weighted blankets like a Fearow. I was staying at a coworker’s parents’ place last night and Spits immediately went for the heated tile in the bathroom. When I forcibly removed her from there, she toddled to the heating pad the mom uses for her back and stubbornly sat on it for the rest of the night.

I love Magbies, man.

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my friends are mad at me for having bootleg gym badges but i literally didnt even know they were supposed to be gym badges i found them at a flea market and just thought they were cute. i dont wanna get rid of them bc they were pretty expensive and like. theyre cute i like them.

is it those really shitty ones that they sell at hot torchic. and each of them costs like 2,000 pokédollars. if so: you don't have to worry about people thinking they're bootleg. they can already tell

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have you heard of the myth of deez

Yes, I have.

In unrelated news, have you heard what Gym Leader Candice's been up to as of late?

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Snom curling

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SHE TRIED TO STEAL A HOTDOG

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Lmao the evil teams still think they’re on joltiktok and can’t swear

do you think those evil teams make tumblrs because its the only place left that wont censor their edgy monologues

“i’m going to st3al your pokemon and h*ck you up” isn’t super menacing

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for every pokemon professor named after a tree a new botanist named cryogonal or some shit is summoned into the world

You jest, but one of the kids applying for the Pokédex program was deadass called Applin and he loved plants. He literally said so on his application. I think about him every day.

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OH SHIT FOR REAL??

Not that I plan on becoming a Pokémon professor soon, but. What if I named myself Professor Oak just to fuck with him.