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Sure, earplugs block out most of the sound, but Lillie's always listening to Bee. Thank you to my friend welldrawnfish for making this wonderful collaboration comic possible, please go follow on her socials!!!

If you'd like to read more of The Prettiest Platypus, you can read it on Webtoons here!

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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@intolunarorbit

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@roseblog-rog

Princess calling her knight into her room late at night, dressed in a thin translucent nightgown.

Backing her knight against the wall. Guiding their hands to her body. And whispering breathily in their ear "touch me or I'll scream"

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@esthermika :)

you're always lucky to meet girls with a plushly nature

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girls

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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Ahem

Woof woof

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Romanticizing the Mundane

i got sad and took a walk and took a bunch of photos (more in rbs)

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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I like the new blood pumps in the event. I think they’re neat.

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I will “catch” the bullet and both of us can be hurt

Guard dog has a guard dog