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day 6

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D: is it normal for u to smell like cherries?

K: I DONT KNOW? I NEVER EVEN SAW A CHERRY BEFORE

D: its uuh a sweet fruit, cant compare the smell to anything tbh. well, maybe you? idk

K: STOP SNIFFING ME OR I WILL PUT THAT NOSE OF YOURS TO SMELL THE FUCKING DIRT

D: rough stuff

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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Source

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This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

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do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad

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Honey they’re inventing unions at DoorDash

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there was a post on here like 8 years ago where someone was like “wow….the cinnamon tography” and now whenever a shot in a movie is really good I say “wow….the cinnamon tography” and i’ve found that men almost always miss the joke and assume i don’t know the word cinematography.

everyone else always laughs but men will be like “…you mean cinematography?”

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The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

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Yeah that tracks

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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

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