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Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative

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I DONT LIKE SHANE BC I CAN FIX HIM. I LIKE SHANE BECAUSE DECIDING TO CARE FOR HIM, ROMANTICALLY OR NOT. GIVES HIM THE MOTIVATION NECESSARY TO TRY AND KICK HIS ADDICTION. IT SHOWS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU, IT MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON FOR THEM!!! FUCK.

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˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ Angela and I are getting married! ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ after a two year engagement, we're finally ready to have our ceremony. we're still picking out the date, but we are so, so excited for this new chapter in our relationship!

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Having a parental F/O be like:

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Imagine your f/o stretching and their shirt rides up enough to expose their belly. You immediately deliver a powerful smack to their tummy

[pr*ship dni]

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Block purgratoriot, they're a spiteful proshipper stealing the work of others!

Giving Missy selfshippers a bad name smh 💀🤢

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when you and yoour f/o (partner/friend/family) are twinning, who wears the regular™ outfit and who wears the bastardised version (more revealing/flashier/whatever)

proship/comship dni!!

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Imagine you and your platonic f/os having those lamps that change color when one person touches them

Even when you’re overstimulated, don’t feel like talking, can’t handle interacting, they’ll know you’re thinking of them and vice versa ;-;

[pls read my dni before interacting]

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Reblog to put a fruit sticker somewhere on your f/o

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🍞; 𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗳/𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆? - wainwright and hammerlock 🍩; 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿 𝗳/𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘂𝗽? - your choice hope these asks find u well bestie! 【from 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖙】

🍞- I don't think so honestly,,,,, It'd go well momentarily and then go downhill- I kinda even think Hammerlock would be meaner than Wainwright? Something from my past would be brushed off and he'd just give the most deadpan look/answer while Wainwright sat next to him, one eyebrow raised in an almost 'are you kidding' look waiting to see if he's hopping in or if his husband is going to destroy someone with words.

🍩- This one was h a r d to pick one for, but ultimately I think I have to go with Lyris as she's on the brain this morning. Whenever I'm having a bad day she can tell instantly and we usually start the day whittling on the porch together before going down to a nearby river where depending on the type of bad mood we'll either just sit together and ground each other or we'll go into the stream and physically get out the bad mood by catching dinner with our bare hands. She also gives the best hugs, I feel like it's not uncommon for my tears to end up running down her armor lol. She's so vocally supportive it's insane, but she also knows when all I need is some peace and quiet.

Thank you, you too!!! I'm sorry, I forgot this was sitting in here but it helped this morning while I've been trying to not be annoyed by my future FIL 😭💀

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Familiar F/O Ask Game!

🍪; What's your favorite part of being related to them?

🍩; When you're having a bad day what would your familiar f/o do to cheer you up?

🥨; For ones with younger f/os, does it sometimes feel like you're more naïve than them? For ones with older f/os, do you ever feel like you're taking care of them more?

🧋; What traditions in your irl family do you imagine celebrating with them?

🥮; During freetime would you play games with your familiar f/o or are you two a more serious type of person?

🥐; Do you and your familiar f/o sometimes fight or get into arguments? What would the arguments most likely be about?

🍞; Would your familiar f/o like your irl family?

🍫; What would other characters in your familiar f/o's source think of you and your f/o?

🥥; If your familiar f/o is being hurt by someone else what would you do to help?

🥜; Do you imagine your s/i or f/o as adopted?

🍦; What life lessons would you most likely be taught by your familiar f/o? What life lessons would you most likely teach them?

🧁; How would you plan birthday parties for your familiar f/o?

🍨; What would your familiar f/o think of your other f/os?

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If you’re someone who’s noise sensitive, imagine ur f/o hears a loud noise and instinctively squeezes ur hand/places a hand on your shoulder/smtng like that to reassure you

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Imagine it being a cool night, you couldn't sleep so you decide to walk around.

To your surprise when you arrive at a nearby park, you can see your f/o sitting by themselves on the swings, looking like they also have a lot on their mind. They call you over to sit beside them and it's almost as if time stops for a moment, you talk for a while... about your days, the things that annoy you, to their past and their dreams. What was supposed to be a light-hearted conversation becomes a deep discussion under the gaze of the stars.

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asking everyone as a friend: what’s ur favorite au you’ve made up for you and your fav???

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This cat is bi, and basically, you’re an idiot

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ALSO all of these are valid ways to be! ❤️ if this breaks containment, non selfshippers please don't vote 😅 and pro.ship.pers dni/vote as well

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