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Wife and I need ideas for a gaming themed divorce. Here’s what we’ve brainstormed so far:

I’m ceremonially sealed in the Temple of Time, as she does not consider me emotionally mature.

My wedding ring is “ganked” (gamer slang) by several Eastern European men named Tibor.

She’s dressed as Aerith ( エアリス) and I stab her in the back.

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after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

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“nobody is saying completely abolish the police theyre saying defund and reform uwu”

“nobody is saying literally give the land back theyre saying it metaphorically uwu”

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sorry. what the fuck was that?

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Think a noob got in my walls and died

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you must try so hard to be this annoying

no it actually comes to me quite naturally

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girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

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by yomargey

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I like he’s hat

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I want every couple BROKEN

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I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

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Some people are 14 years old. I want you kids to know I'm praying for you guys

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people say dean sucks and is a bad person and it's like well i dont care. he's my specialist little princess and hes gods specialist little princess and he can do no wrong . and he's a milf. infact I think he should suck more