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Manifesting more sourcemates in our system rn I wanna have more friends with visions :(

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Me 🤝 Host

Genshin men hot

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what if I was the anemo archon and he was the geo archon and we held hands

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WOW I am gay

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Haven't seen goncharov (1973) yet? In that case go watch it RIGHT NOW, but if you don't have the time for a 3h 32mins film (which is understandable but you have to make the time at some point) and you want to understand the memes I have you covered. (Keep in mind that there are gonna be important spoilers in this post)

Important characters:

Goncharov

Katya Michailov - Goncharov's wife

Andrey - Goncharov's lover (or almost)

Sofia - Katya's lover

Minor characters

Mario Ambrosini

Ice pick Joe

Valery Michailov - Katya's brother

Important scenes

The Boat Scene: a scene in which Katya almost dies.

Beer Bottle Scene: an infamous scene in the movie

Anchovy scene: a scene with heavy homoerotic subtext between Goncharov and Andrey

Dressing for dinner scene: a scene where Katya and Andrey are shown dressing up with cuts that give each of the things they wear the same importance as survival items, from Katya's high heels to Andrey's dagger

Bridge scene: goodbye scene between Katya and Goncharov. Beautifully made as you can see Katya second guessing her choice to betray him but she's too far in to turn back

Fruit stand scene: a heavily homoerotic conversation between Katya and Sofia while they are buying apples

Important plot points

Katya betrays Goncharov

Andrey betrays him too for money

Goncharov has betrayed Katya's family too, and Andrey is a living reminder of that

Goncharov is shot at the end, resulting in his death

Katya fakes her death at one point

Katya's father is killed at the beginning of the movie and she feels responsible for it for almost the entire movie, until she finally accepts that there was nothing more she could have done to save him, only to die alone in the boathouse

Even though Katya loves Goncharov, when she has to choose between him and Sofia, she chooses Sofia

There is a love triangle between Goncharov, Andrey and Katya too

Other important things

The clock symbolism is just so important in this film it deserved to be here

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now, some might say that it's odd to kin a character from your own source as a fictive, and to that I say, you are wrong, and I am collecting the archons like Pokemon cards

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OMG OMG So we have this Zhongli irl in our life and I've been a hopeless frantic about it because I thought they were taken but we just scheduled not one, not two, but THREE DATES!!!! I stay winning!!!

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friend: Oh! I'm an IRL, are you a kin, IRL, or fictive?

me: yeah

friend: what

me: yes :)

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just some guy whos like 6000 years old and the guy he waited a 1000 years for

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barbatos and morax are bestiesss

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Why yes, I am being normal about my source right now <- liar

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I think I'm done????

Y-yes..

Shaking crying

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suikou

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"Fly, fly away, Like a bird in the sky.

See the world on my behalf,

To the heavens may you fly."

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Barbatos ♡ ～('▽^人)

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flustered bird!!!