worst-mithrandir
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dont let your gpa drop in college, it feels like it is taking more effort to beg them to let me stay and keep giving them money than it would be to just like drop out.
#i have everything planned out but now i have to also tell them and state my case#not at all a prestigious school btw
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my favorite jeans got a special 5g amplifying pocket right over my dick so i can put my phone in it and reduce my sperm count as much as possible
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you
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none of this even matters since i will be sacrificed by druids soon
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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.
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things that can be curried:
- vegetables
- function arguments
- favor
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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately
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bitches love not telling me details of a plan im supposedly included in.
#You invite me but only talk about it in the group chat that im not in#Different people in different states at different times and yet the same fucking problem#Hurts quite a bit#Am i ever going to really be a part of a group?#Scared to let on to them how much this really hurts me. Cant let being sad make me seem less likable#God i try so hard to be likable
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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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