wormpretzal
wormpretzal
I have no idea what I'm doing
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I need to actually know what the fuck am I to describe a me
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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more characters should be 30+ years old
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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really good image
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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ueein nyough
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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*BLEEP*
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wormpretzal · 3 hours ago
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genuinely in tears over this fucking video
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wormpretzal · 5 hours ago
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You kinda just say things don't you
Its My Blog Stupid Fuck
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wormpretzal · 5 hours ago
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gardevoir if she was awesome
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wormpretzal · 5 hours ago
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Dude for real though your worth as a human being is not dependent on how productive or “useful” you are. You could do nothing but lay in bed all today and you’d still be worthy of respect and care. Bro you are a living breathing human being and your life has inherent value. Like straight up you don’t have to do something impossible or world changing with your time on earth in order for you to matter. We are all specks of dust in the cosmos and the fact that you exist at all means you are important. Dude you don’t have to earn the right to live bro, like I swear bro, like no cap.
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wormpretzal · 5 hours ago
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Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.
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