worlds-okayest-necromancer

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I’m screechinig. I know I’ve been dead for awhile but i just reactived my membership, bought one of the nightmare packs, got a hat, remembered my fire’s stitch and that she had an eerily fitting mount and...

YALL I DUN MADE GHOST RIDER.

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Almost! You’re thinking of Link! Twink is that one silly mouse from that old nick cartoon.

what's a twink?

blonde american snack 

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Heeeeyyy KI

worlds-okayest-necromancer here. yeah, i just *shyly tucks hair behind ear* couldn’t help but notice one of the new mounts is...ya know, a skateboard! and, not to toot my own horn or anything *kicks rock to the side* but i have a fairly popular post about mount ideas and once of them...i mean i dont wanna assume or anything...but i did mention compensa-whats that? why haven’t i played wiz in awhile? oh you know, life and working on my second degr- that’s not whats important. what is important however is ahem *cocks spark shooter* WHERE’S MY MONEY.

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I don’t care who you are, I still believe this is my greatest post ever.

you’ve never seen him before today, but with the way he strides confidently into the room, you regret never having paid attention before. the way he commands the room with his presence is enough to pull a shiver from you. his eyes. his smile…oh god that smile. your heart beats fast…faster as his gaze slowly falls on you. its him.

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Schools on Weekends/Downtime...

Storm: Cloud watching (if weather permits), stone skipping in the Common's Pond, and tinkering with spare clockwork parts they scavenged.

Fire: Hanging out around Bernie, competitive kickball-like games, and collecting igneous rocks/carving fire runes into said rocks.

Ice: Reagent farming in Grizzelhiem, reorganizing entire house/apartment, and exploring the depths of the Wizard City Library.

Myth: Collecting encyclpedias from every world on mythical creatures, (secretly) binging Harry Potter movies, and small arts and crafts.

Life: Playing with their many pets (they hoard 'em like crazy), clearning out mount pens, and making emergency med-kits for friends if they solo.

Death: nappingn, farming the bazzar for everything, and scary movie marathons in pajamas. (Myth and Fire students typically join in).

Balance: Heads to the beach to make sand castles, people-watching (studying groups of people and how they interact), and kite flying with Ice/Storm students. Sometimes Life students join in.

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WU BOIS BE LIKE

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me playing wizard101

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My twitter protest is only on day 6 and Ratbeard-senpai noticed me...

Um...okay so update on where I’m at in the world of KI. I started playing p101 again and was (once more) saddened to see it abandoned. So I decided I was going to tweet Ratbeard and Kingsisle daily until there was an update. Now. I wasn’t expecting any recognition for my tweets until like.....day 214 or something but its only day 6 and ratbeard has liked TWO of them. I haven’t prepared myself for actually talking to a dev so my anxiety is like skyrocketing and I’m terribly shy but also, is this it? Are our thoughts and prayers for p101 being heard!?!!?! THERE’S A KI LIVE UPDATE THIS WEEK, WILL THEY COMMENT ON IT??? I’m shaking. fa;iasldkfjasg

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I'm sorry but whenever I see boochbeard easter eggs, my sorrow renews. I genuinely like p101 and it high key breaks my heart that KI won't continue with it.

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New Wiz Mounts Pt2: Electric Bungaloo.

Vibe Check: Everytime you move, your computer short circuts and you gotta log back in to wiz and pray you crashed at your destination.

No Decaf: your wizard holds a coffee mug and twitches while running like sonic the hedgehog. gotta go fast.

Finals Started: like no decaf but with more screaming

Old Timer: your wizard is escorting Merle Ambrose's crusty dusty old ass and he walks with the speed of erosion. lengthy but with growing concern.

P.R.I.D.E: vogue vogue, everybody move to the music!!!

G'Day: much like the native austrailians, your wizard will be traveling via "shrimp on the barbie" style....your wizard is suspended above a flaming grill, slowly being cooked alive.

Animal Crossing: your wizard is being chased by a thousand spiders.

G'Day 2.0: your wizard is being chased by a hundred thousand spiders.

Midnight Munchies: your wizard is in old pjs that have been worn for three days straight, hair's a nest, dark circles under the eyes as you stumble your way to the nearest 7-11 for some Cool Ranch Doritos.

AND FINALLY

Self Isolation: fetal position while the ground moves benenth you. a constant HMMMMMM in the background as everything around you continues to fall apart.

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Once again, STILL relevant.

me and random person going for same drops: *runs the dungeon fifty gajillion times, never drops what we want* “casual” wizard: *runs the dungeon once, gets the drop twice, grandmother raven adopts them into a loving family, all of their student loans are erased and trump is no longer in office* “casual” wizard: haha that’s so weird, i didn’t even want this?? me and rando wizard:

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no, but really, where you get that stitch bruh?

well snap my wand and call my piggle bacon, that's a mighty fine stitch ya got there.

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source: wiz discord server

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source: wiz discord server

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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i just had to content appeal this.