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It's not a genocide because Tory isnt an ethnic group.
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What are you going to have a war for if not to do crimes?
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We think like war criminals who haven't found a war yet.
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They write porn about transformers getting it on. I'm sure there are ways to peel a space marine.
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Why can't I find my penis stealing cat?
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Who doesn't have pocket cabbages?
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So you're saying the hoe prefers being filled full of gold and not testicles?
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By popular demand the audiance favourite is "fill the hoe with tentacles".
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Jizz or Giblets? Or are we feeding you jizz covered giblets?
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Coppercat: how big is the basement? Sprog (who has gone to have a gander at the basement): well, it's big enough to do a Josef Fritzl. Coppercat (wheezing): why is that your measurement?
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I glanced at the goose and thought it was the head of a penis.
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I dont think a sex doll should have corners.
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Do I need to get in on some uncircumcised pumpkin hole?
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It's always good to have a back up tit.
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There's Barry's internal organs. We need to put his flesh back on.
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Fish and balls have nothing to do with it.
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It's a wipe clean turtle shell strap-on.
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