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Just be pleased that you have no additional eyeballs.

Patch

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And my brain went "New people - with preferable holes!".

Patch

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I'm your meat dragon.

Patch

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I mean, if he’s a son of Zeus… penile doorknob checks out.

Safireix

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It's always Monopoly: warcrimes edition.

Coppercat

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No. No kink. Only violence.

Patch

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I'm basically facesexual - I hate faces.

Patch

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I love my bag of tumours.

Patch

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Coppercat: look, it's all the drakes over there. Sprog: what a bunch of incels.

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That's okay, I haven't told anybody about the other penis.

Rachel

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Text, don’t call, me and the Nerdhaus are tryna fuck a goat again.

Safareix

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I hate everything, the government is shit, and I want to fuck goats.

Rhubarb

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In the end I just stop paying attention to my eyes.

Hollycelastrina

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It's a duckception buttplug.

Patch

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They call my ass the River Lethe, ‘cause it makes you forget.

Coppercat

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Head first and hang onto the feet, like some kind of horrible anal Achilles.

Safireix

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What did you do this evening? Well, we guessed the bra size of an imaginary eldritch god.

Rhubarb