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Did one of your parents ever bring you to work?

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to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

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please ask for any clarification needed! i can't add every possible thing i can or can't do here :> i'm always willing to help you figure something out!

just bare with me as i figure stuff out, this is the first time offering commissions in earnest.

if we're friends i might offer a discount :>

PM me here or on Discord (@bast6415)!

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moodboard for cute girls 🤩

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explode your phone!

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Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body

Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona

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WHAT

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

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I’m trans and stole my name from a streamer. Not even his biggest fan or anything I just heard the name Tanner and liked it, so now I’m curious where everyone else got their names from.

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ironically the only za starter I don't care about is totodile

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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Fucked up. This is what I am to god

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my current dnd character, scamper! [she/her]

dungeoneer. autistic teenage girl whos a bunny. calls herself a scholar as often as possible. wears her field notebook as a backpack because she's a foot and a half tall. she has very gee willikers boy scout energy

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In the club

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i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

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