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The tarot cards said we should fuck.

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"you attract what you fear" oh nooo I'm sooo afraid of hot lesbians doms in my asks/dms 😩😩 I'm terrified, truly scared, I'd be shaking if one of them appeared in my asks/dms 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[this is about lesbians/sapphics, men and minors DNI]

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slipping through my fingers

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guess who has ten fingers and is not doing well at all 🤗

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I will never forget you.

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i think I bother everyone by being alive

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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

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man i have really great tits

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This is your friendly reminder that herbs aren't inherently safe.

Natural doesn't mean Safe.

Lightning is natural. Opium, therefore heroin and opiate drugs are derived from poppies. Cinnamon oil will burn your skin. Lilies are toxic to cats and will cause organ failure. Activated charcoal will neutralize your prescription medications and literally anything else in your system. St. John's Wort will destroy your serotonin production and mess with your happiness threshold if it DOESNT KILL YOU FIRST.

So anyway.

Do some damn good research every time you go to eat, breathe, bring around your pets, bathe in, or smoke something. Be safe please.

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dry humping & making out would cure me

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I really need to throw a girl’s legs over my shoulders so I can roll my tongue against her wet dripping cunt, not letting a single drop of her sweet nectar go to waste.

I need to taste a woman so bad, to feel her thighs squeeze my head as I desperately lap against her sensitive clit.

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switch4switch is the ideal relationship dynamic bc one second you’re making them a whimpering mess and the next they’re making YOU a whimpering mess