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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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“a vampire biting you would hurt, you know” yeah man that’s the point. part of it

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“Do not in under circumstances challenge an Earthling engineer to do something. Not even for a dare.”

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My cat is a sweet angel who realized I was sick as I lay sweltering on the couch last night and decided the only way to heal me was if she purred ON my face.

I gently and weakly tried to remove her several times. Tried hissing and growling softly in her language, which usually dissuades her. I was literally treated like a newborn kitten screaming complaints as their mom stomps all around them. My cat’s whole energy was “oh well, human, I know you are ignorant, but I promise this is what’s best for you.”

Second cat was on my legs but was less sympathetic — scratched my feet if I tried to shift position at all during the night.

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👀

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got my wrapped

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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

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