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Little Minecraft fox

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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

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if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

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they call me horse cause i am kicking and kicking and kicking you kicking you kick your bones apart and die forever

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Ads on tumblr mobile (January 2022) for android that force open the app store without any click/interaction, violating tumblr's ad policy:

-lyft

-doordash

-crypto.com

-the epoch times, far right media outlet for the Falun Gong cult

at first I was ignoring them, but there's no way to report them and not even an indication of which specific ads are causing this behavior at the time it happens, so this is the only way I can put them on blast. Browser interference is explicitly prohibited in tumblr's advertising guidelines, it's no different from opening popups. Expect updates because this happens CONSTANTLY, these are just the ones I've seen in the last day or two, and feel free to add others doing it.

@support @staff

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This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*

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2020.06.20

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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

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on the topic of hmc i always felt bad for markl when howl was losing it over his hair like poor kids standing there with the exact same hair color

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He fucking looks it, bud.

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Blush Repair by cosmetic_doctor

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Cat playing Chess

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my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.