woodenthusiast1982
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woodenthusiast1982 · 4 months ago
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Stuck in Vietnam I think. Please send help
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woodenthusiast1982 · 4 months ago
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Mark is a fat lazy stupid fuck with zero charisma and construction skill. He is also a clonable unwilling vessel. He's a useless fuck and i would eat him alive.
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I am not edible! But thank ya' fer sendin' in an ask!
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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slipped down a stormdrain trying to catch a chain LOL. please send me things i will answer all
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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selling sculptures n such at farmers market! do not call me. i will not answer
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!!..1..!.+.×.+.+
A wooden man? Yes!
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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Hello All replies will be a bit slow! Jim got struck by lightning.
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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Mark, how do you feel about Lampert?
Lampert. I had raised that kid for a good bit! Just kinda wondered into my work place one day. And kept following me around so i took him home.
We had him for a bit, me and my exhusband. I'll be honest he was a bit of little freak. But we kept him. He would move around and take apart the furniture Made it really hard to find things!! always a new format with this guy! one time he reconstructed our entire plumbing system in just one night.
After my divorce i dropped him off at a mall with his little pink friend and didn't come back. Not my best moment haha. That Ikea he works at is real lucky though. They Got a Real determined employee!!
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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hey sooooo.... ur divorced right lollll..... so that means ur single now lollll........ tucks hair behind my ear.....
I am divorced, yeah. But i feel i'd rather not talk bout that
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woodenthusiast1982 · 5 months ago
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Hello. I am new. Fellow wood enjoyers please follow me! Others can feel free to ask questions, preferably of my woodwork. Thank you
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