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rare moment of me using twitter and im genuinely enraptured by this video + the caption
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Customer: 2 cats DMV: 2 CATS Verdict: ACCEPTED
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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny
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WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝
MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?
ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating
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dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw
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Listen to me. Listen to me right now. Two years from now people are going to tell you to vote for Democrats in the midterms. And you're going to shut the fuck up and do it.
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Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.
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