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Just listed these little guys on my website! I'm super excited to be expanding this species list (especially making my way through all the Psyllobora) so keep an eye out for future sculptures. 🐞

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FISHH!!! :3

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fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

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Telltale Heart valentine

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it’s on the mouse - barmaid edition

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theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

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so badass........

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its just one of those days

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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I have no where else to post the cropped version so here I shall toss it into the tumblr hole

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You gain me in the divorce

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pukicho, i think ur so awesome and cool. can u tell me how to get bitches (lovingly) bc im lonely

Are you really in any position to call women bitches if you can't even bag a single one? Maybe you can stop itemizing their existence and instead pursue the act of dating as a real means for connection - rather than a method to score metaphorical points, like you're in some sorta fucking video game.

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Embroidered Insect Patches by 7CraftyCats

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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.