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Still thinking about when my gf and I were in big Tesco and we saw an armed cop going through self checkout so my gf started loudly saying "omg why does he have a gun in big Tesco what the fuck" and then I pointed out what he was buying and we both started hooting and screaming with laughter until he looked at us sheepishly and my gf said "you should quit your job" and he said "yeah uh" and power walked out of the shop

He was buying a 24 tray of Krispy Kreme donuts

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"why are you on your phone all the time" my frands :) hope this helps!

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watching the wizard of oz for the first time and I thought this was technicolor????????

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"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

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perfect headline. no notes

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i think people would be more likely to get more out of therapy if the threat of involuntary psychiatric hold was a less common practice for people who admit they’re having a really bad time

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr

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Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

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Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

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me if you gave me a burger

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its buntana!

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I’m experimenting with color in this piece.

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guy in front of me at the julie show is in a whatsapp chat called "balatro group chat (not gay)"

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how i sleep at night