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Stained Fangs, a vampire poem

Dracula is a friend of mine--

I’ve known him since was one-hundred and five;

Whenever I say this, Mother tells me he’s teasing, 

Though the 100s are childhood to eternal beings.

Dark liquid eyes gleamed beyond reflection,

The dried crust of red-black blood haunted his lips. 

It never bothered me, the stains on his pointed teeth.

As long as he keeps his hunting far from me,

I can forget strangers’ tragedies, yet I believe

I’m too strong to be the next one. 

With his wit and organ-playing, his odd taste was eclipsed. 

I’m not afraid to fall asleep

In his crumbling castle; he saved me a pink coffin. 

Sometimes I awaken to something sharp sting my neck,

But I feel fine, I see no crimson flecks, 

But wispy cobwebs and rusted gold candlesticks. 

Whenever I cook for him, the meat is beyond rare,

Oozing with so much blood, it’s a cow’s nightmare.

Whenever we dance, it’s between shadows

That swirl with our steps, gliding away from the moon’s glow.

Whenever he laughs, it’s a high batty shriek,

And I feel the pinprick of life 

Fading out of me. 

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Owen Hart 😍🥵

Owen was a delicious slice of man-cake! 🍰 I especially love when he had a little hair on his belly.

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Ioan Ciuchi, (aka icgains) Plus-Size Model

I like a man with a little meat on his bones?! 🥩🥵😍

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Thicc Triple H, 2004

Not a lot of fans say this, but Triple H looked good with a little belly on him. I wish it was still there. 🥵😍😭

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Big Boy Tag Team— “The Bouncers”

Featuring Beer City Bruiser and Brian Milonas 😍🥵🐻

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Kevin Nash, the aptly named “Big Sexy” 😍

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Check out my writing, if you want....

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Some nice dadbods spotted at the Australian Swimming Trials: 2024 Celebrity Relay Race

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Big Daddy Bam Bam Bigelow

My idea of a stud muffin? A stud who’s eaten too many muffins! 🐻😍🥵

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Brandon McClelland  in Totally Completely Fine (part 3)  

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Red Boys

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The Chef, a poem

The chef frowned at his impermanent masterpieces—

Fat slabs of fruit-filled fish,

 Delicately fried dumplings, 

A few Polish dishes he didn’t remember….

 He craved the open air. Not the boisterous mess of the kitchen;

Not the stench of sweat, the bodies crowded,

The headache of hoarse, harried shouts.

Around the flickering flames, the sizzle of meat

He seared to perfection, but never wanted to eat. 

 Out by the field, the water unleashed high-pitched giggles--

Water, the queen of high, rippling laughter,

Was no match for the warmth that came after,

As the sun caressed bright grass with long, golden fingers.

He flips a silver pan, watching the browned beef jiggle,

And praying he could feel the sunlight,

Not the raging gleam of a fluorescent god’s eyes.

When the boss turned his back, he slipped out the door,

Rushed outside, and closed his eyes to feel

The warm sun stroke his face, the heat gentle and real--

A warm tear trickled down his cheek, he let it linger;

For he’d mindlessly gnawed away at each day-

He’d never let it fill him before.

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Beefy Daddy Goldberg 🥩

Honestly, how could I forget Big Bill? He’s only grown hotter with age. 😍🥵

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my OC Ticualtzincoatl, this time as a “young” serpent goddess in her cave

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I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”

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Thicc Sheamus

In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day…I present a gorgeous Irish lad— Sheamus! Now. He always looks good, but I especially liked when he had a little belly teasing his waistband….😍