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omfg i cant i literally cant
Water is not sliding off his back.
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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
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my favorite part in goncharov (1973) is when goncharov pulls out a gun and says "it's gonchin time"
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when life throws a statue at you, draw it
Drawn by yours truly, August 2021
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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced
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all right, for some reason, two years ago, i started following this completely random dad’s youtube channel for home improvement? he gave me tips for summer ant problems and i instantly subscribed and never stopped.
i really think sam and bucky should have a youtube channel where they give people esoteric boat maintenance tips. it’s like, decently edited (by Bucky) and features endless, blurry, poorly lit shots of them frowning at this boat. NO sound editing, just water sounds and awkward pauses. I’m telling you, superhero-ing is a job and these men need hobbies.
sam: okay we promised to do a q & a for y’all so here we go sam: “how did you guys get your davit system on your boat?” sam: good question. my associate here has a vibranium arm so he picked it up bucky: (who had been staring at sam, arms crossed, looks at the camera and nods) sam: okay next question sam: “is the boat safe for your cats” bucky: extremely safe. it’s actually naval tradition to have a cat aboard for vermin control. fun fact. sam: thank you bucky for that extremely fun factoid. sam: “what’s up with your update schedule guys” sam: (sigh) yeah, sorry about that, sometimes things come up bucky: avengers stuff sam: we usually like to have a few videos in the can, but you know, check the news, if there’s something crazy going on then you know for sure there’s no video on tuesday sam: “can bucky pick up the boat” sam: I don’t know, can he? bucky: (shrugs) haven’t tried sam: like and subscribe and bucky might just pick up the boat
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bi supremacy is bucky barnes flirting with both of the wilson siblings at once because who’s gonna stop him
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people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to
your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:
Befriend
Tell story
Make Thing
Investigate
Share knowledge
Laugh
Sing
Dance
Empathize with
Create
we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands
your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way
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