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Hey, Kingdom Hearts is hosting a Steam Deck giveaway. Check it out at KHonSteam.com

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGHGGGGGGHHHH WWIOOOOOOOII

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It's ramble time even though it's not 2 am here. GOD MY BEST FRIEND IS SO DAMN AMAZING. she's like, the best. Best-best. She deserves everything in the world. Oh God I think I'm in love. oh..oh no. HELP THIS TURNED BAD FAST.

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Y'all please

Reminder for artists and writers to OPT-OUT of Tumblr giving your posts to companies to train AI programs

Each of your side-blogs has to enable the "Prevent sharing" setting. It's not account-wide

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"the Bible has so many plot holes in it, it's an AO3 written by like, 12 different men." -my best friend

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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

WHY IS THIS FIC SO FUCKIN GOOD IT'S A FUCKIN CRACKSHIP WHAT

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Y'know what sucks? Wasps and Hornets. Bees are chill.

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@neil-gaiman soo.. real gravy train?

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If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that's actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

It's never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don't.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think "this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour" and let it go.

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Are you the real Neil Gaiman?

I know that Tumblr is full of parody accounts, but also heard something about you being the site's "resident celebrity". Just double checking, not trying to be rude.

Not rude at all. There are many other people on Tumblr who also do things in the public eye, and I’m definitely not the only one.

But this isn’t a parody account, unless it’s self-parody.

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This bastard will steal your soul!

Adorably.

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@itsapmseymour oh shit birthday! Watch out for cake Thwomps..

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I am drowning in a pool of broke ass bitch syndrome. And the person that needs to stop me is myself. Help.

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Goodnight, Reigen. Goodnight.

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Look at him

He is no longer our boi

HE IS A MAN.

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I reference FFX, FF7, CC, KH, Zelda, and Xenoblade Chronicles 1 far too often for my own good.. this isn't a bit this is just, a fact

I don't have a problem.

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Beautiful.

Arguably this is Tumblr at its highest usage so here’s some Sonic Frontiers artwork to test the waters

AND to get my first post out of the way