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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
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Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?
Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:
Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.
Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?
Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.
Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.
Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.
Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.
Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.
Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.
PUSSY TENTACLES!!
Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?
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time loop that’s set to end when you’ve completely fucked your life up in a blaze of hedonistic glory under the assumption that it’ll all just reset at the end of the day
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🎃 Just some inconspicuous cats committing acts of spooky boops!! 🎃
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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Vampire sucking all the testosterone out of "guys" to make them into their wives
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Eight victim, eight jack-o'-lanterns, each one representing a lost soul. So we're going to leave them by the side of the lake as an offering to those who died. Trick R Treat Directed by Michael Dougherty(2007)
xx/13 days of Halloween 2024
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