wolfcubjim

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the roku screensaver will show you ads for shit that cannot possibly exist

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shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

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There's 43 Days Til Christmas!

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I dont really want to do that

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🐌 Tinker Bell 🧚 જ⁀➴ maximalist moodboard for tiny tinkers

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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

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They’re releasing the Wicked original book with a movie tie-in cover, thus guaranteeing another generation of middle school girls and gays will unsuspectingly pick up what they think is a novelized version of the musical and get instead lesbian sex, politics, and animal orgies.

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Gun are the problem. Always will be.

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snail jizzie <3

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There's this trend of works that start off by establishing that they're set in 2019 so they don't have to figure out how COVID would impact the plot, and movies set in the recent past so they can write around including cell phones, and that seems uniquely modern, but then you watch a silent movie from the 1920s where a soldier character very pointedly notes that the story takes place in 1911 so you don't have to think about WWI and you realize writers wanting to avoid recent events is eternal

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Dude

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her entire life is just one long harrowing experience