wolfcubjim

[wolfcubjim]

[wolfcubjim]

this feels relevant to a lot of my drs

[wolfcubjim]

"Girls like it when men ignore em"

LIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT THAT MAN OBSESSED WITH ME

I WANT HIM THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE A PRAYER, EVERY BREATH, EVERY MOVE, EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES ANCHORED TO ME. I WANT HIM LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF ME IS TOO LOUD IN HIS HEAD TO LET HIM REST. I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS—LIKE THE WORLD COULD BURN TO ASHES AROUND US AND HE WOULDN’T CARE AS LONG AS I’M STILL STANDING THERE.

I WANT HIM TO SPEAK MY NAME LIKE IT’S SACRED, TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I HOLD THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS. TO BE HAUNTED BY THE SOUND OF MY LAUGH, THE TRACE OF MY SCENT ON HIS SKIN, THE MEMORY OF MY TOUCH. I WANT HIS OBSESSION TO BORDER ON MADNESS, TO FEEL ME IN EVERY PART OF HIM LIKE A HUNGER HE CAN’T EVER SATISFY.

I WANT TO BE HIS FIRST THOUGHT

[wolfcubjim]

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

[wolfcubjim]

[wolfcubjim]

[wolfcubjim]

[wolfcubjim]

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

[wolfcubjim]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[wolfcubjim]

got an idea for a song it’s called moonsetter

[wolfcubjim]

why do people think you're like a pervert if ur interested in how people smell like oh i'm so weird for caring about one of my 5 senses

[wolfcubjim]

[wolfcubjim]

i made a bluesky too. you can see it by leaving the house and looking up ❤️

[wolfcubjim]

Cat mugs by Hakuaki

[wolfcubjim]

i dont read x readers but like maybe i would if they werent all like "astarion cums deep into afab reader, breeds her-sorry i mean them hard 🥵 #dubcon #pregnancy imagines #slight praise kink (he calls you good girl)"

[wolfcubjim]

[wolfcubjim]

POV: you're a eccentric, philandering millionaire and this schlubby little cigar hobbit in a trench coat is about to solve the fuck out of the murder you did.