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I CONTROL THE #MLP MARKET. For your perusal is an EXTREMELY RARE #mylittlepony who is only one of ten to survive the Great Hasbro Purge of ‘87. She is named Rapunzel and my five month old daughter found her in a flea market in the basement of a satanic church and proclaimed, “I WILL USE THIS FOR COLLEGE” which is something many infants say. Anyway she’s for sale for $100,000 and no I don’t take criticism on my posts. #satire #mylittleponyg1 #meme #jokepost #mylittleponyfakie #mylittleponyrapunzel #mlprapunzel https://www.instagram.com/p/CN6MM98gJVp/?igshid=lgbb08yg1kiv

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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Make me the subject of your desire

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Coyote and Bee by Bob Panozzo

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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

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Muppet Fact #1268

When Danny DeVito saw how the Snuffleupagus puppet was stored on the Sesame Street soundstage (suspended from the ceiling), his "heart sank" and "it almost destroyed [him]" because Snuffy is his favorite Muppet.

Source:

Empire issue 272 "Stars Reveal Their Favourite Muppets" February 2012.

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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the current thing trad losers are losing their minds over is one singular dude on reddit that refurbished and hand painted a grandfather clock and they keep saying the guy “ruined its value” or “threw thousands out the window by vandalizing a precious heirloom” and let me just say as someone densely familiar with the world of antiques, there’s a 99% chance that this clock was a mass produced reproduction and there’s a 100% chance that clock is not as valuable as ppl think it is. when people hear the word ‘grandfather clock’ they’re always gonna assume you’re talking about something that was handmade in a woodshop by a jolly old man when rlly repros take up a waaay bigger slice of the market far more than any handcrafted items. and besides people will repaint or redecorate these ‘oh so sacred handcrafted items’ every day there’s a huge market for them. it’s the same reason why people like long furbies or dolls that have been customized to have like gore mouths or something. this is literally like watching a bunch of pretentious farts make a mountain out of a molehill. also the clock is kinda cool if I’m being honest

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New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.

UPDATE 4/11/2023:

I swapped out the colloidal silver nasal spray info for xylitol nasal spray info. I originally included colloidal silver spray because of the linked study and recommendation from RTHM, but I don't want to be pointing people toward something with notable health risks. Xylitol spray (Xlear) is also cheaper and more widely available!

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i dropped by my favourite secondhand bookstore and found what is possibly the most incredible knitting book iver ever seen. that teaches you how to knit little gardens and sew them into a massive quilt 3d. the photos i took are atrocious and do NOT do this book justice

thats a PRIORY GARDEN WITH MONKS

IT EVEN TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL THE TOOLS ABD BASKETS AND POTS AND PLANTS

LOOK AT THE SOME OF THE FOLIAGE

i have never been more upset to not have $30 ready to buy this. its incredible. i have to find it online somewhere. i knew the moment i saw this i had to share it with EVERYONE

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same doll different faceup and eyes. and new piercings. i also de-yellowed him with dye.

he looks.

literally like a different doll.

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casting curse of heat stroke

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."