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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on

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party rockers in the

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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

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did we reach peak trans inclusivity?

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You: "But he made Graduation!"

Me, an intellectual: "However, he made The College Dropout"

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

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me as a father

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