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Guys, I need some opinions. This post randomly came up on Facebook, and I was horrified.

So were a lot of the people commenting on there. I shared it to a group, and people were split almost exactly 50/50 between “this is awful/they can’t breathe!/let them out” and “love this, I want one.”

I think this shows a fairly obvious split between two kinds of people. I have no idea what the difference is: age, neurodivergence, exposure to the Toy Story movies, whatever, but there seem to be two kinds of people.

So, I’m interested in whether we get the same kind of split on tumblr. I’m pretty sure I already know the answer, but I’m interested anyway. So.

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i love that the “art-for-votes” type voter fraud is just a staple of the dndads fandom now. like we’re doing it for our Own polls. hot glenn autumn you will always be famous

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Finally catching up on Dndads after the finale, on Teen Talk rn, what the FUCK do you mean Matt’s on tumblr and knows what Gothcleats is.

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Ivfjvfhcdhvbg omg I this finale was so many emotions it was just so whvxjitgc I loved seeing the adult teens I loved merceds, the parents were great, congratulations gothcleats shippers, this was great and I’m glad I was here to see it when it released :)

season 2 was great I really enjoyed it

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miku

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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Mercedes forgiving herself for shooting the piss wizard is funny until you remember that means she's the only member of her family willing to forgive herself for anything.

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just opened twitter to see a dndads post i didn’t even know there was a fandom for it over there . our strongest soldiers

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The authors note on Normal's next teeny the teen fanfiction update is going to be insane

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Taylor being the only one in the group not having a soul-shattering identity crisis is so funny to me. Like, our guy found out he’s a tiefling, switched from ranger to rogue, and has the same name as one of the most famous people in the world. But his sense of self? Couldn’t be more intact. May we all be granted the confidence of a Freddie Wong character.

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A message from the discord. Was waiting til they announced it on twitter as well but for those who aren’t on either, no episode this week! Well wishes to the cast on recovery.

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this is either a coincidence or Beth May is the smartest person alive, but is Scary Marlowe named after Christopher Marlowe?

Christopher Marlowe - the 16th century playwright who wrote Doctor Faustus? The play that popularized Faust and the Faustian motif which is essentially about a character selling their soul to the devil for power and influence at great personal risk? Y'know, Scary Marlowe? Who literally leveled up faster than the rest of her party because her warlock patron was the biggest villian of the entire show? And who ended up loosing her stepfather because of it?

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Can you imagine what the average Teen High student probably thinks of Scary?

First, this girl and her band release an (admittedly banger) song fucking ripping into school darling Holly Smith, that girl who got crushed by a vending machine. And she makes FUN of her death in the song???? AND calls the song “Dead and Gone”????? It’s so Not Okay?????

Then, a few months later, other school darling Erica Drippins reveals on her true crime podcast that Scary Marlowe straight-up murdered the principal???

And THEN, you hear that that weird mascot kid’s house caught on fire and, oh yeah, Scary fucking Marlowe was seen at the crime??? And barely two hours later she’s posing with the creepy eldritch mayor she yelled at weeks ago, getting paid a shit ton of money for an “ice cream fundraiser” that the school definitely isn’t running????

It goes quiet for a bit, UNTIL Scary Marlowe gets sponsored by RED BULL for….doing the ice bucket challenge and a backflip. While acting really, REALLY weird. Oh, and she mentions that the weird mascot kid is her husband??? It’s unclear if she’s joking

Oh yeah and then she fUCKING GOES TO SPACE WITH WEIRD MASCOT KID AND GUMTOUCHER PISSFOOT AND JOKER KID AND the incredibly cool and popular anime teen!!!!!

So at this point, she’s definitely killed at least one person, maybe two, possibly committed arson, gone to space, and entered a polyamorous marriage with the weirdest amalgamation of people in school.

It dies down for a bit. UNTIL. She and her husbands (?) and a bunch of adults show up at the career fair and the FBI AND THE MAYOR COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK THEM???? And then the Family Guy cast is there??? And a giant dog flies in and starts wailing on people??? And the dog. The dog bites off the Mayor’s arm, and some random old guy fucking PUNCHES HER HEAD OFF OF HER BODY. And then they all fly out on the dog!!!!!

And that’s the last time anyone sees Scary for an unspecified amount of time, so. Scary is a polyamorous murderer/arsonist/astronaut wanted by the FBI???

I mean the gossip at Teen High must be off the charts

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no ceasefire has been called for.

the court has concluded that there is plausible immediate risk of prejudicial (i.e. significantly harmful) outcome for Gazans if measures are not taken before it reaches its final conclusion, and is calling for immediate interim measures.

some of Israel's acts "fall within the scope" of article 2 of genocide convention (preventing births, denying food and fuel) & court is ruling that Israel must not do these things, must punish incitement of genocide, implement humanitarian aid, ensure preservation of evidence

Israel must submit report about all measures taken to meet these requirements within one month; to be then sent to South Africa for comment

these rulings "create international legal obligations" for Israel (and South Africa)

calling for immedate & unconditional release of all hostages taken by Hamas.

(votes as follows: 15 votes to 2 call for Israel to stop committing acts falling under articles 2 and 3 of genocide convention

16 votes to 1 call for Israel to take measures to prevent, and punish, incitements to genocide

16 votes to 1 call for Israel to take "immediate and effective measures" to improve life in Gaza re: resources

15 votes to 2 call for Israel to preserve evidence, and take measures against destruction of evidence, relating to acts falling under acts 2 and 3 of genocide convention

15 votes to 2 call for Israel to submit a report within 1 month)

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