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i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

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the way birds are named is always so cruel. why did they have to call him the intermediate egret 😭

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the humble weedwhacker

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"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

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ants have no ears or lungs how do they smoke weed and listen to electric wizard

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

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grammy award winning small but knowing clown

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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

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Have to post this favorite of mine