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i never get over things btw i just smoke a heinous amount of weed about it

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saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

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joint custody? i think i can smoke this thing myself

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4000cc breast implants :)

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living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah

do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty...my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good

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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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