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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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I can’t believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.

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srry i pressed like on yr post 15 seconds after you posted it unfortunately im on here 24 hours a day. do you still like me

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i love saying "[character] save me" to characters that can't even save themselves

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖