wizard-vampire

[wizard-vampire]

Ï œñłƴ ðrịŋƙ pűřĕ ɓłøøðé!!

SHOW ME YOUR BEVERAGES AND I WILL SAY HOW PRODUCTIVE YOU ARE

[wizard-vampire]

Ñøœ!! Ì'm çøōł!!!! Ï'm mœðeřŋ!!! I'm ťĥè AŁŁPOẄERFƳL VÆMPYŘRE WIŹÆRÐE!!!!!!!

Wĥƴ ārț þeře sø mæņŷ ŵiżærðe cöuñeçiłłeß..... țĥy ďoņ't něəđ nő fõōliśĥ çőuŋcïłłs!!!!! Ĵøiŋ mé, ţhĕ AŁŁPOẄERFƳL VÆMPYŘRE WIŹƏÆRÐÊ inßtæð!!!!! MWÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!!!!

I šhăłł ÐEßTŘŒỲ ɓoțh @the-better-wizard-council ænð @the-worse-wizard-council !!!! MWÆHÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!!!

[wizard-vampire]

Wĥæť ărť țĥôu đoįnģe iñ mįnə ĥøūßè

Ì æmə ñoț ðêăđ, ÿoŭ føøłß!!!! I æm ẅořkīnĝ oñ æ mągŋifīçènțẹ ĚVŸŁŁE þiñĝě!!! MWÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!

[wizard-vampire]

Ì æmə ñoț ðêăđ, ÿoŭ føøłß!!!! I æm ẅořkīnĝ oñ æ mągŋifīçènțẹ ĚVŸŁŁE þiñĝě!!! MWÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!

[wizard-vampire]

Ī æm vĕŕỳ ůņšețțłeð áņð şĥāłł ñőṭ ɓê ɓĕĥøłđīŋg țĥêě æñymœŕę āçţuāłłÿ. Płęæṣe pűt śœmĕ çłoțĥęß øñ.

Ɓəĥoļde! Fôř Ī ĥàťh āŵòķėṅ!!

[wizard-vampire]

Is your universe made of pure blood?

Gø ăẃæý!!!!!!!!

[wizard-vampire]

If you let me on, I can tell you where there is a universe composed entirely of blood and give you easy access to it

WĤŸ wøūłð Ī nęěđ æñoþeř ŭṅivęrşẹ??? İ æm þĕ OVĘRLŒRĐE øf ţĥiß őñě!!!!!!

[wizard-vampire]

let me onto your council :(

Ñø

[wizard-vampire]

MIñįøńß öf mįńê!!!! Règard! I am ßèłəçtiŋg my èviłłę famiłiar of Þè mœnÞə! Sænd më æ pïctœrę œf thïne mægêstiç bæsťe, wiżærđlÿ çréațion, ør a cāt.... ænð I ẁiłł rătę tĥəm!!!!!! Fôr tĥinə pærtïcįpatìøn, you šhałł bè rèwardəd! ẄiÞ not dyiŋg! MWÆHÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!!!!

[wizard-vampire]

HĀ! Nøẅ Ī śĥæłł ɓëĥøłðe țĥéè őñ pŭŕpœśę!!!

MẂÆHÆĤÆHÆĤÆ!!!!

Ɓəĥoļde! Fôř Ī ĥàťh āŵòķėṅ!!

[wizard-vampire]

Ÿéś! Ôf čóűşə! Mỳ ẸVÏŁ VÆMPŶŘĒ WÎŹÄŔƊ ćăßţĺê įš įmpęňëțŕāɓlė!! MŴÆĤÆÆĤÆHÆĤÆĤÆ!!!!! Ģọőð ľūçk!!!! Ĥèrẹ, țáķĕ țhíş!!!

*the vampire hands Faust a handful — literal handful — of loose blood and gives him a big thumbs up*

Faust walks up to a tower, one of dark and evil, with an expression of rage, hate, exhaustion, and unhinged lunacy. He was tired of being good, of being nice. Faust no longer wants to be the good guy.

He knocks on @wizard-vampire 's door.

[wizard-vampire]

ÂH ƴěş!! Ì'vę ĥêąŕđ óf țhąt ŵrĕţćhéɗ çòünçiľ!!!! Öf ĉõůśê ţhęŷ ŵőułḍ çâßť şūĉĥ á wŕẹṭćĥĕɗ ṣpêľl!!!! Ṭĥeỳ mâđę vámpįřēš īĺłěĝäĺ!

Ňọẃ óf ćòụrṣè ąś ị ąm țhē mịĝĥṭy ĄLPÓẀĒRFƳĽĹƏ VÀMPĤYRŘÈ ẀIZÁŔĎẸ Ï ām mọřë ṭhąt çãpâɓļé óf půñịšhîńģ ţhêm. Ɓüṭ, üm. Ṭis ṅôţ ā ĵöɓ fōŕ țhìnę ĚVŶĻLĖ ŌVĘRŁÕRĎĚ! Ỳøü śhãłļ ɗö īț! Nóť bėĉāųsẹ Ị ćáñť't ɓęćăūšê I ḍēfīňįţëļý ĉàṅ họw ĎĂŔÊ ÿøu đôụbṭ mé!!!!

Ælṣó, ůmm, ðœ ťĥěÿ ėveŋ ĥąve āñƴ ɓľøoḍé ťọ ŕémøvě?

Faust walks up to a tower, one of dark and evil, with an expression of rage, hate, exhaustion, and unhinged lunacy. He was tired of being good, of being nice. Faust no longer wants to be the good guy.

He knocks on @wizard-vampire 's door.

[wizard-vampire]

Ÿĕæš! Øf ćōųrße! Iłļėĝâľ! Ịlĺëğăľ Pŭṅîšhãbľə by ĈÓMPŁETƏ BĻÖÕƊƏ RÉMŐVÀŁ!! MẂÆHÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!!

Faust walks up to a tower, one of dark and evil, with an expression of rage, hate, exhaustion, and unhinged lunacy. He was tired of being good, of being nice. Faust no longer wants to be the good guy.

He knocks on @wizard-vampire 's door.

[wizard-vampire]

Ɓəĥoļde! Fôř Ī ĥàťh āŵòķėṅ!!

[wizard-vampire]

*the vampire gives Faust big thumbs up*

Faust walks up to a tower, one of dark and evil, with an expression of rage, hate, exhaustion, and unhinged lunacy. He was tired of being good, of being nice. Faust no longer wants to be the good guy.

He knocks on @wizard-vampire 's door.

[wizard-vampire]

Mĕ??? Sçæŕəd???? Ðoŋ'ţ bĕ æ fōøł!!!!! I æm țĥĕ AŁŁPOẄERFƳL VÀMPYŘRE WIŹÆRÐE!!!!! I ām ŋøț ṣçąřĕð øf ănŷ şqůiřŕĕłłs!!! ...ɓűţ ţĥĕý aŕĕ ĕățíńĝ mý ɓěßț śĥįřţß ŝø pĺĕăṣẹ ĝĕţ rïđ øf þěm ñőŵ.

Ænð ĕqűăłß? Ðøŋ'ț ɓě pŕẹpøṣťerøüß!!! Î ām țĥẹ ÆVĮŁŁÈ OVĘRLŒRĐE!!!! I hævè nø ęqůałß!!! .....ɓůț Ī mịĝĥţ přømœţe ŷòŭ fřõmè mīñïoń ţő pĕŕßōñał ĕvyłłe ašṣiśţanţĕ JŮSŢ ĞẸŢ ŘIÐ ØF ÞE ŚQŪŘŔEŁṢ!!

Faust walks up to a tower, one of dark and evil, with an expression of rage, hate, exhaustion, and unhinged lunacy. He was tired of being good, of being nice. Faust no longer wants to be the good guy.

He knocks on @wizard-vampire 's door.

[wizard-vampire]

*there are sounds of running, things breaking, and general chaos in the castle. Finally, the steps grow closer and the door is open by the dishevelled vampire overlord*

Aĥą! Ỳøû!!! Mŷ łoŷæł mįñīoŋ!! Ŷoū ăřè ĵußț ìŋ țimĕ!!!

*the vampire leans closer and grips Faust by the shoulders, ending up almost face-to-face with him, barely-hidden fear in his eyes*

Tĥĕřẹ ąrț ső můçh fůçķiŋg sqűiřŕełß iñ ţĥeřè.

Faust walks up to a tower, one of dark and evil, with an expression of rage, hate, exhaustion, and unhinged lunacy. He was tired of being good, of being nice. Faust no longer wants to be the good guy.

He knocks on @wizard-vampire 's door.