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wizad spell of queueueueueueueues you

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You know what fuck you

*spell of bnuuy vortex*

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Wizards who attempt to fight the sun this summer should know: we love and support you

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Wizards who attempt to fight the sun this summer should know: we love and support you

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Wizard tip: If you die before you write your stories down, they die with you. With no other hearts and minds to sustain them, their worlds collapse and fade. Never properly brought into a universe and existences of their own, they simply disappear.

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OBLITERATE TWINK

In this?! The GAY Month?!

The status of this spell is:

BANNED

Please opt for a kinder alternate such as: SMOOCH TWINK, HUG TWINK, or OBLITERATE TWINK (😜)

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Greetings from the museum! We've been reorganising a bit over here, and have started using a new object catalog form template. I thought it prudent to send over a copy of our new form for processing within the archives. Our previous messenger crows got a bit lost, so I thought it best to hand this letter off myself.

Do let me know if you find any of those crows, they were supposed to be put on display a month ago in our new "Familiars Through the Ages" exhibit.

Thanks!

Wizard Council Museum Clerk

https://imgur.com/r3F4WBM

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Wizard tip: If you die before you write your stories down, they die with you. With no other hearts and minds to sustain them, their worlds collapse and fade. Never properly brought into a universe and existents of their own they simple disappear.

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On this day in wizard council history...

we remember the 4/18 terror attack on the Dual Spires of the City of Towers, which led to the loss of nearly 3000 wizards and their apprentices. We commemorate their loss as the Wizard Council continues to wage arcane war across the continent to secure vengeance (and mana drilling rights) from the many nations deemed at least partially responsible for this tragedy.

#NeverForgor

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I cast Protection from The Discourse

All party members are granted +10 and advantage on saves versus hot takes, immunity to sealioning, and may cast Dispell Whataboutism as a free action until the end of the encounter.

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I'm curious just how many people/characters are on wizardblr! So, if you are a wizard/wizard adjacent/just interact with the wizard rp community, please reblog this! I wanna see just how big we are :)

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The pdf includes a list of web addresses for pages that supposedly include the faqs and services lists (there are seven separate addresses) (they are not hyperlinks) (they are all password-protected) (the password is not listed in the pdf)

Yeah yeah yeah, you adventurers can do six impossible things before breakfast but can you

Make a phone call before 10am?

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On this day in Wizard Council History

2nd April 2023 (by the mundane reckoning) - @wizard-news announces the maiden voyage of the Everway Subway. Despite the many tragedies that would come in the following year, this remains an important milestone in the development of safe and comfortable panuniversal travel!

NEWS FOR THE WEEK

04/02 the year of the Viscous Squirrel

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THE IMITABLE MAN RETURNS

Hero the Sandwich

The imitable man with the stubble and the deep brown eyes and the firm expression returned to our region after a good ten years, prompting people to don their old disguises and dress up as this mysterious fellow for a whole day. Imitators include @gavamont and rival @ratazom, donning the costume of this serious someone. Some have proposed that this figure may be the enigmatic "Fool of the After-March" referred to in certain ancient texts.

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FISH VIGILANTE ARRESTED FOR TAX FRAUD

Clarkii Kelp

The large fish that took up vigilantism but a week ago has now been arrested for tax fraud, due to various unlisted sources of income. A sad day for justice. In case you were wondering, the fish is in cell 38a at the Silverton mildly penitentiary prison and the guards change out at 9:30 pm.

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SUBWAY OPENS

Gamping the Amphibious

The EVERWAY SUBWAY, designed by Amelia Everway, has opened. The EVERWAY is a subway that instead of traveling beneath the earth travels above the universe, making travel even faster than a teleport, and several times more comfortable. The maiden voyage will take place at seven-thirty sharp tomorrow.

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