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@dataseven3580 is this your dream 😹😹
Imagine feeding time
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How far computer animation has come: Toy Story (1995) // Toy Story 4 (2019)
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@dataseven3580 both the many earphones and shoes I've left along the way 😂
Shoes are just like earphones in the sense that if one among the pair is damaged beyond repair, the other has to be abandoned with it for no fault of its own.
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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
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Cat#1 is at a sleepover and cat #2 wants me to stop working
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Halloween is such a weird day for me. Growing up, my mom hated everything to do with it, and we never participated. Until we got to HS, she would pull us out of school on whichever day the parties and parades happened, and would take us to the movies. Then we would all go out to dinner, or we'd make something special at home.
I can honestly say that I don't ever think I missed out on anything, and one of my favorite childhood memories is of the day we went to see Fantasia, and being the only ones in the theater at 1130 on a weekday morning, my mom let us dance along to the music in the aisles.
It's only now, in my adult years, when people are flummoxed when I say I've never dressed up or gone trick or treating where I feel almost ashamed (?) that I never experienced the costume picking or bartering my candy afterwards with my brother and sister or any of the other stereotypical celebrations.
Sorry, ramblings of an exhausted person whose mind won't be quiet about anything tonight
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“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”
— L.M. Montgomery (via quotemadness)
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I have 50 bajillion thoughts rumbling around in my brain tonight...
At what point does one just give up trying to sleep
What if adult humans could go around screaming like a cat whenever they are slightly inconvenienced
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
I still want to know why Donald duck, who never wore pants, always wrapped up in a towel after a shower
Insomnia is a funny word the more its repeated
Especially when repeated in funny accents inside my mind
I forgot to buy breakfast stuffs for when I wait for train before work
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Ate thomething tho spithy that my lipth are numb and I altho got the hiccupth
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Just had the epitome of passive aggressive played on me by my roommate...
Cleaned out the dishwasher of everything EXCEPT the 2 plates that were mine. Wow
Oh, and then started adding dirty stuff back in
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@dataseven3580 we need to go get ice cream this week
Cookie dough is my favorite salted caramel is a close second
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